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  1. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 5:06pm UTC
    that depressing moment when
    you finish unwrapping all your presents

  2. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 1:55pm UTC
    The awkward moment
    When you actually have to tell
    someone that you
    are being sarcastic.

  3. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2011 1:49pm UTC
    The awesome moment when
    when you're telling a lie and your best friend
    notices and joins you.

  4. vicctorriaaax vicctorriaaax
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 9:09pm UTC
    Yeah, I'm a black & white quote.
    am i gonna get much attention?
    of course not.
    WHY?
    because, like most things in this world,
    if you're not colorful or extravagant,
    you won't be looked twice at.
    even though beauty lies within everything & everyone,
    only the pretty one's get attention

  5. aminaiswhoiam aminaiswhoiam
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 6:40pm UTC
    America - Ke$ha
    England - K£sha
    Mind Blown , I Think so .

  6. Potatoechipdip Potatoechipdip
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 8:46pm UTC
    Saying
    "Or not"
    When someone ignores you.

  7. Narwhals139 Narwhals139
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 4:03pm UTC
    Thats attractive.
    fave if you just said that sarcastically♥

  8. preciouswings preciouswings
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 8:50pm UTC
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  9. BrittanyLoveYou2 BrittanyLoveYou2
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2011 12:18am UTC
    "PAGE NOT FOUND"
    Well go find it.

  10. onlyyouwouldknow onlyyouwouldknow
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 4:12pm UTC
    a year and two months ago
    I sat in a room with my best friend as her parents explain to me she had lung cancer.
    I held her cry.
    a year ago today
    I sat in a room with her as her parents explain to me how long she had to live.
    I held her cry.
    seven months ago
    I got a phone call from her parents. She'd gone.
    They held me cry.
    Chloe Hatton, I'll never forget you.
    Some day Ill come and visit you in
    heaven, and we can catch up on all
    the fun times we missed out on.
    I love you!
    [♥]

  11. TEXTFAILS TEXTFAILS
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 7:25pm UTC
    ❒ Single
    ❒ Taken
    ✔ I'm just here for the food.

  12. iClaire iClaire
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 5:31pm UTC
    i look so grooss :[
    You spelled beautiful wrong<3
    lol no you spelled gross wrong.

  13. fuckyouguysxx fuckyouguysxx
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 9:19pm UTC
    just remember, that
    every girl before me was a mistake,
    & every girl after me is a downgrade..
    nmf

  14. marinaluvsu marinaluvsu
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 5:43pm UTC
    *Opens Fridge*
    -Nothing-
    *Opens Freezer*
    -Nothing-
    Might As Well Try The Fridge Again.
    nmq/format credit: eternalsunshinex
    " SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN. "


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  16. jimmy4ever jimmy4ever
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 5:21pm UTC
    "Remember when you liked-"
    "NOOOOO!!"
    "But -"
    "SHUT.UP"
    ♥♥♥

  17. MyHomiesBeKrunk MyHomiesBeKrunk
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 4:39pm UTC
    THE SUITE LIFE OF ZACK & CODY;
    Hector: Esteban, I have great news. There has been a peaceful change of government in our country and your family's back in power!
    Esteban: You mean grandfather Geraldo Mario Juan Carlos Jose Diego Luka Pepe Bombaro Lupe Luigi Abarto Francisco Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez has taken the throne again?
    Hector: No. The other one.
    Esteban: Oh, you mean Fred?


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. dance1136 dance1136
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 1:29pm UTC
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