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  1. leftalone leftalone
    posted a quote
     October 29, 2011 8:35am UTC
    Is it just my school,
    or is everyone a
    backstabbing, two-
    faced, liar. Because
    if it's just my school,
    i'd love to transfer to
    yours.
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  2. leftalone leftalone
    posted a quote
     October 29, 2011 3:02pm UTC
    My hair may not match my roots, my teeth may be messed up, and I may be fat. BUT, I can change all of those things. You can't change that you have an ugly heart.
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  3. leftalone leftalone
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     October 29, 2011 5:17pm UTC
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  4. leftalone leftalone
    posted a quote
     October 29, 2011 8:06pm UTC
    Skinny is beautiful.
    but so is curvy.
    and short.
    and tall.
    and long hair.
    and short hair.
    and no hair.
    and freakles.
    and dark skin.
    and light skin.
    and medium skin.
    and thin arms.
    and wide shoulders.
    and tiny feet.
    and long feet.
    and small hands.
    and long fingures.
    and big teeth.
    and wide wrists.
    and long arms.
    and blond hair.
    and red hair.
    and black hair.
    and blue hair.
    and curves.
    and hips.
    and small breasts.
    and narrow fingers.
    and chubby fingers.
    and high cheekbones.
    and muscles.
    and strong calves.
    and big noses.
    and tiny noses.
    and round noses.
    and thick eye brows.
    and loud voices.
    and accents.
    and intelligence.
    and high voices.
    and big toes.
    and wide thighs.
    and wide gaps.
    and sharp ears.
    and small ears.
    and wide tummies.
    and big hands.
    and small tummies.
    and wide hips.
    and big butts.
    and flat chests.
    and no butts.
    and big eyes.
    and slanted eyes.
    and streaks.
    and contacts.
    and glasses.
    and afros.
    and straight hair.
    and curly hair.
    and moles.
    and thin legs.
    and stubby legs.
    and big arms.
    and big foreheads.
    and love handles.
    and perfection.
    and flaws.
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  5. sarahboox3 sarahboox3
    posted a quote
     July 29, 2011 11:41am UTC
    & I hate it when
    your watching a funny show
    then, BAM!
    sad animal cruelty commercial.
    sarahboox3
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  6. sarahboox3 sarahboox3
    posted a quote
     August 8, 2011 11:08pm UTC
    Grandma Moment #3:
    "FREEDDOOOMMMM!!!!!"
    "Grandma please, put on your bra!"
    sarahboox3
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  7. sarahboox3 sarahboox3
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     August 11, 2011 3:42pm UTC
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  8. sarahboox3 sarahboox3
    posted a quote
     August 27, 2011 6:06pm UTC
    There's a hurricane coming and I'm
    sitting here on Witty.
    sarahboox3
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  9. sarahboox3 sarahboox3
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     August 28, 2011 9:46am UTC
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  10. sarahboox3 sarahboox3
    posted a quote
     July 31, 2011 8:33pm UTC
    Admit it...
    we all take off our 3D glasses during a movie just to see how it really looks without them.
    sarahboox3
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  11. brilliantbrunette brilliantbrunette
    posted a quote
     May 1, 2011 12:16am UTC
    Mom,
    Just because my cloths are on the floor, doesn’t mean there
    dirty.
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  12. xxlexxaayxx xxlexxaayxx
    posted a quote
     July 7, 2011 10:10pm UTC
    am i supposed to wait for you forever?
    .
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  13. xxlexxaayxx xxlexxaayxx
    posted a quote
     July 8, 2011 12:49am UTC
    iloveyou.
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  15. lovelivelaughlife lovelivelaughlife
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     May 29, 2011 7:14pm UTC
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  17. emotionalstress emotionalstress
    posted a quote
     May 29, 2011 6:06pm UTC
    F a c e b o o k ;
    amazing for stalking him ;)
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  19. thebeesknees thebeesknees
    posted a quote
     May 28, 2011 6:05pm UTC
    #5 That awkward moment
    when you're at someone's house and the toilet won't flush.
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  20. kandykyra kandykyra
    posted a quote
     May 28, 2011 3:22pm UTC
    DearVoldemort ,
    a few l i es s h o u l d t a k e c a r e of t hat
    Sincerely, Pinocchio
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