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HMU
posted a quote
July 19, 2011 8:52pm UTC

I'm a boy,
and I perfer eyes over boobs.
Not all guys are tools.
Let some lucky guy prove that to you..
@DALTON

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xXxRandomxXx
posted a quote
October 30, 2008 11:46am UTC

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:"When I was born I was black,""When I grew up I was black,""When I'm sick I'm black,""When I go in the sun I'm black,""When I'm cold I'm black,""When I die I'll be black.""But you sir...""When you're born you're pink,""When you grow up you're white,""When you're sick, you're green,""When you go in the sun you turn red,""When you're cold you turn blue,""And when you die you turn purple.""And you have the nerve to call me colored"The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...STOP RACISIM!!Rate high if you agree^

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haii_its_elli
posted a quote
January 17, 2011 4:38pm UTC

Strangers → Friends
↑ ↓
Ex's ← Lovers

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ninsterrr
posted a quote
February 21, 2009 5:39pm UTC

i hated going to weddings.
all the grandmas would poke me
and say " you're n e x t " they stopped
when i started doing it to them at
f u n e r a l s .
not minee ! no credit whatsoevuuuur .!?

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March_25_ily
posted a quote
September 6, 2009 2:36pm UTC

And there we were;;
sitting on his bed, working on our english assignment. it was
awkward being at his house, considering we stopped being friends
a few years ago. but even so, i can't say i didn't like it.
he stopped writing and said, just out of the blue,
"why aren't we friends anymore?"
he took me by complete surprise. i didn't know what to say. so i simply said
"because we just gave up trying."
"trying what?"
"Look, you're popular. you've been the football guarterback since i've known
you. you have girls who'd do anything to date you. you're a straight-A student.
to the untrained eye, you're basically the perfect teenage boy. but me? i'm
not popular, i just have my close friends. i'm not beautiful, maybe not even
pretty. i'm not great at sports or anything. i can barely pass the mile
run in gym class. i do alright in school, but i'm no genius. and guys
aren't exactly fighting to ask me out. we were total opposites. i'm not even
sure how what made us friends in the first place. but whatever it was,
wasn't strong enough to last long."
he looked at me seriously for a long time, taking in what i had said.
"I know why we became friends." he finally said.
"Why, then." i asked.
"because on the first day of middle school, when you walked into homeroom,
i almost stopped breathing. you were beautiful. you were wearing those faded jeans
and green tank top. you had you're hair in a ponytail and weren't wearing any make-up.
and you didn't know anyone in our class, but you still just came in and sat down next to me,
smiled, and said "hey, i'm erin, what's your name?" and i could smell your rasberry shampoo
and see the friendship bracelet on your right arm. and right at that moment, i knew."
"..knew what?" i asked, amazed.
"Right at that moment, i knew, that you were the girl i wanted to be
in my life forever <3

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gabby1296
posted a quote
January 22, 2011 9:06pm UTC

I'm suspended from school for 3 months
A few weeks ago, my best friend's mom was diagnosed with
cancer
She cried on my shoulder in the middle of a hallway full of people
asking "Who did it"
One of the popular kids walked up to her and said
"get over it"
I've never hit anyone harder
-tumblr

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Kirstyx33
posted a quote
June 20, 2010 1:48am UTC

'I hate my mother'
long but worth reading.
My mom only had one eye, I hated her...
she was such an embarrassment.
She cooked for students and
teachers to support the family.
There was this one day during
elementary school where my mom
came to say Hello to me.
I was so embarrassed. How could
she do this to me?
I ignored her, threw her a hateful
look and ran out.
The next day at school one of my class mates
said "EEEE, your mom only has one eye!"
I wanted to bury myself. I also wanted my
mom to just disappear.
SO i confronted her that day and said, "If
you're only gonna make me a laughing stock,
then why don't you just die?!!!"
My mom did not respond...
I didn't even stop to think for a second
about what i had said, because
I was full of anger.
I was oblivious to her feelings,
I wanted out of that house, and have
nothing to do with her.
So i studied real hard, got a chance to go
to Singapore to study.
Then. i got married. I bought a house of my
own. I had kids of my own.
I was happy with my life, my
kids and the comfort.
Then one day, my mother came to visit me.
She hadn't seen me in years and she didn't
even meet her grandchildren.
When she stood by the door, my children
laughed at her, and i yelled at her
for coming over uninvited.
I screamed at her, "How dare you come to my
house and scare my children!"
"Get out of here now!!!"
And to this, my mother quietly answered
"Oh, im so sorry. I may have gotten the
wrong address." and she
disappeared out of sight.
One day, a letter regarding a school
reunion came to my house in Singapore.
So i lied to my wife that i was going on
a business trip. After that reunion, i went to
the old shack which was my childhood home
just out of curiosity.
My neighbours said that
she had passed away.
I did not shed a single tear.
They handed me a letter that she had
wanted me two have, it read:
My dearest son,
I think of you all of the time, I'm sorry that
i came to Singapore and scared your children
I was so glad when I heard you are
coming for the reunion.
But i may not even be able to
get out of bed to see you.
I'm sorry i was a constant embarrassment
to you when you were growing up.
You see... when you were very little you got
into an accident, and lost your eye.
As a mother, i couldn't stand watching you
having to grow up with one eye.
So i gave you mine.
I was so proud of my son who was seeing
a whole new world for me, in my place,
with that eye.
With my love to you.
Your mother ♥
-newspaper story

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itslashellebitchezz
posted a quote
December 19, 2010 9:14pm UTC

Who else remembers;
"Does your mom wanna talk to my mom?"

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iloveyoubabey
posted a quote
December 27, 2010 11:13am UTC

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peanut43998
posted a quote
October 22, 2010 2:10pm UTC

First Birthday;
She looks into his eyes in daycare
Second Birthday;
They go to the candy store and share a gummy worm
Third Birthday;
They go to the toy store and he picks out a teddy bear for her
Fourth Birthday;
They go to Chuckie Cheese's and he gives her some of his tickets
Fifth Birthday;
They go to the park and he pushes the swing for her
Sixth Birthday;
They're in first grade and they're dotting each others i's and crossing each others t's
Seventh Birthday;
They're sharing a seat on the school bus
Eighth Birthday;
He's showing her his collection of comic books
Ninth Birthday;
They're at the pet store playing with a puppy and naming it together
Tenth Birthday;
They're watching the premiere of High School Musical
Eleventh Birthday;
They're laughing at the penguins at the zoo
Twelfth Birthday;
They're sitting next to each other at the foot ball game
Thirteenth Birthday;
They're at an amusement park and she has her first kiss on the Ferris Wheel
Fourteenth Birthday;
They go to a haunted house and he holds her hand the whole time
Fifteenth Birthday;
They're at the movie theatre watching The Last Song
Sixteenth Birthday;
She has the first dance with him at her Sweet Sixteenth
Seventeenth Birthday;
They go out to dinner and share a plate of spaghetti
Eighteenth Birthday;
She's cheering for him at the Homecoming game
Nineteenth Birthday;
They go to prom together and get crowned prom queen and king
Twentieth Birthday;
They're sitting on the beach making a sand castle
Twenty First Birthday;
He's down on one knee asking her to marry him
♥
♥

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jessicax3579
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January 28, 2010 7:39pm UTC

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smilimoose
posted a quote
August 9, 2009 10:33pm UTC

A man was in a locker room,
changing after playing golf.
Suddenly, his phone rang.
He put it on speaker for
the rest of the guys to hear.
"Hey hun!" A woman said.
"Hey babe." The man said.
"Oh my gosh, I just found this beautiful leather jacket... but it was 200 bucks... can I get it?"
The man replied, "Of course baby! Anything for you."
"Thanks! And by the way, I passed the dealership and saw the car we want, but its 20,000 dollars."
"Oh, who cares! Get it with all the options and features!" The man replied.
"Really! Oh, and lastly, the house we wanted is back on the market... the asking price is 750,000, and they expect it'll go fast." She said.
"Okay then offer 900,000- we'll be sure to get it then!"
"Ok! Great hun. I gotta go. I love you! Byee!"
"Bye." He shut the phone.
Every man in the locker room looked at him in disbelief.
Then the man said....
"Does anyone know whose phone this is?"

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beautyinabox
posted a quote
December 28, 2010 1:08pm UTC

Favorite if you've ever had a,
Neopets, Club Penguin, Webkinz, Stardoll, Millsberry, or Tamagotchi.

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LimitedEditionBarbie
posted a quote
March 22, 2011 4:42pm UTC

trust is like an eraser
it gets smaller & smaller
[after everymistake.. ] ♥

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MeBeNiKsiE
posted a quote
December 10, 2010 2:48pm UTC

TODAY,
I saw a cute little six or seven year old girl wearing Hannah Montana socks.
I asked her if she liked Hannah Montana.
She said no; she liked to wear these socks,
because she got to step on Miley Cyrus every time she walked.
I l o v e t h i s k i d .
MLIA :)

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