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EdwardScissorhands
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October 15, 2011 6:03pm UTC

CRYING SO MUCH,
you feel you're going to throw up.

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peaceluvsoccer7
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October 15, 2011 7:17pm UTC

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Your friends steal your clothes
Your little sister steals your makeup
Homework steals your time
But only HE steals your heart.
nmf
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xhaileex
posted a quote
October 15, 2011 6:22pm UTC

Today I went to google
and typed in "what do I do if..."
and got "what do I do if a ginger kid bites me?"
I didn't bother even going to yahoo.♥
nmf

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xoiloveyoux33
posted a quote
October 15, 2011 5:28pm UTC

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT
When someone skinnier than you calls themselves fat...

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StarzofBeautyx3
posted a quote
October 15, 2011 5:04pm UTC

Sure, he's not the brightest Crayon in the box,
but he's my favorite color.
♥
nmf/nmq

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dparsa
posted a quote
October 15, 2011 6:35pm UTC

click to see this quote

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iCourtney
posted a quote
October 15, 2011 4:10pm UTC

*Directions on box*
"Microwave for 3 to 5 minutes"
4 MINUTES IT IS!

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ashbashx3
posted a quote
October 15, 2011 5:05pm UTC

.
somtime's,the girl who's been there for everyone else, needs someone to be there for her.
.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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BEACHYLOVE
posted a quote
October 15, 2011 8:42pm UTC

Running Witty has probably convinced Steve
That he never wants to raise teenaged daughters.

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Kaybay36
posted a quote
October 15, 2011 4:10pm UTC

mom: how was school?
you:good
mom: what did you do?
you: nothing

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sparkly_rain_bows321
posted a quote
October 15, 2011 4:36pm UTC

i have abs.
i cant show them to you now though...they're in hibernation.

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sparkly_rain_bows321
posted a quote
October 15, 2011 4:43pm UTC

when the
teacher is talking to the whole class, but she chooses to stare directly at you.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ShoutingYourName
posted a quote
September 28, 2011 3:24pm UTC

A boy's sleepy voice
is seriously the sexiest shittt ever.

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xXMegenRawrXx
posted a quote
September 23, 2011 4:43pm UTC

Calories:
(noun)
Tiny creatures that live in your closet
that sew your cloths a little bit tighter
every night.
nmf

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taytayx311
posted a quote
September 23, 2011 7:19pm UTC

________________________________________
Anyone else
read the text message they sent
to see how long it takes them to reply
_____

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muffinsandwitty7557
posted a quote
September 23, 2011 5:35pm UTC

"Hey can I borrow a pencil?" "Iheyefisjlbskljfnk.erlngferl.r
"Yeah, but it doesn't have an eraser."
"Life doesn't have an eraser."
"........That was deep."
Format by Sandrasaurus

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sparkly_rain_bows321
posted a quote
September 23, 2011 8:19pm UTC

Have you
ever just lied down in bed? Feeling really sad. And it's that point
where you have stopped crying, but only because there are no tears left.
You just lay there, miserable. And all you know is that there's this
misery filling up inside you.

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kaerottina
posted a quote
September 23, 2011 3:55pm UTC

So today in health class
My teacher told us that we should be getting 10 hours of sleep each night.
So basically you're telling me my day should be like:
1. Go to school.
2. Come home.
3. Do homework.
4. Sleep.
5. Wake up to go to school again...
sounds like a fun life . ♥

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