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jssx623
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December 27, 2010 8:28pm UTC

*A boy is at home when his sister comes in the door crying*
Brother: What's up?
Sister: My boyfriend dumped me.
Brother: Naaaaw *hugs* why?
Sister: I broke his BlackOps disk ..
Brother: *pushes her away* YOU DID WHAT?!?!? OUTTA MY HOUSE!!!
Sister: But....
Brother: OUT

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anonymouus
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December 24, 2010 10:21pm UTC

mario:
is there a problem officer?
cop:
quite a few actually, first off you're speeding.
mario:
well yeah i have to win this race.
cop:
illegal street racing on the wrong side of the road?
mario:
well when you put it like that..
cop:
and littering that banana you threw back there caused an accident.
mario:
yeah about that..wario was all up in my sh●t so i had to do something.
cop:
did you have any drugs before you started driving sir?
mario:
nah man. but i just got a couple mushrooms.
cop:
step out of the car please.
mario:
fine but this is gonna kill my chance at the star cup. you're practically handing it to donkey kong.
cop:
donkey kong..?
mario:
the gorilla..
cop:
step. out. of. the. car.

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curlyfries
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December 25, 2010 11:09am UTC

I was fine when you killed Harry's parents.;
okay when you killed Dumbledore,.
A little mad when you killed Sirius...
But you went too far by killing Dobby.
*not my format but I bet you didn't know that!

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aleciiax3
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December 25, 2010 6:27pm UTC

"Romeo, Romeo, where art thou Romeo,"
"One sec. Juliet, im on COD."

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lovin_lifexx
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December 27, 2010 3:52pm UTC

Anti-Pickup Lines
Can I buy you a drink?
Actually I’d rather have the money.
I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours.
I’m a plastic surgeon. I’ve been looking for a face like yours
Hi. Didn’t we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Must’ve been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
How did you get to be so beautiful?
I must’ve been given your share.
Will you go out with me this Saturday?
Sorry. I’m having a headache this weekend.
Your face must turn a few heads.
And your face must turn a few stomachs.
Go on ,don’t be shy. Ask me out.
Okay, get out.
I think I could make you very happy.
Why? Are you leaving?
What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Nothing. I can’t talk and laugh at the same time.
Can I have your number?
Why? Don’t you already have one?
Shall we go see a movie?
I’ve already seen it.
Where have you been all my life?
Hiding from you.
Haven’t I seen you some place before?
Yes. That’s why I don’t go there anymore.
Is this seat empty?
Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
So, what do you do for a living?
I’m a female impersonator.
Hey baby, what’s your sign?
Do not enter.
Your body is like a temple.
Sorry, there are no services today.
If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.
If I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.
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kmsdoodle
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December 24, 2010 8:45am UTC

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
he is the best thing that's ever been mine
LOL JK....
i had a pretty sick teddy bear
when i was like 5....
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

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liveforthemoment
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November 22, 2010 6:36pm UTC

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iluvsamoas
posted a quote
November 16, 2010 3:55pm UTC

today in math class,
this one kid was just chilling in class
when we were supposed to be
doing a bunch of matrix problems.
so the teacher walks over to him and says,
"jesse, how many have you done?"
jesse scanned the room,
and then said with a smile,
"eh, i bet i've done half of this class"

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oXHuntressXo
posted a quote
November 5, 2010 4:30pm UTC

Mulan is the best disney princess.
She joined the army,
made everyone think she was a guy,
made the captain think he was gay,
totally defeated the huns
AND saved China.
All sleeping beauty did was wake up.
oXHuntressXo ©

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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vanybee
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October 29, 2010 5:49pm UTC

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princess_alone
posted a quote
November 1, 2010 11:13am UTC

Dear Fork,
I understand that we haven't spoken since I ran away with dish, but I thought you should know that you have a son. His name is spork. He has your hair.
Sincerely, Spoon

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Sara_K
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October 19, 2010 4:54pm UTC

When you get a bruise, 5% of people try to remember where they got it, 5% of people don't even know they have it and 90% poke it to see how much it hurts.

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LiamandSimmy
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October 19, 2010 6:20am UTC

Today in class, My friend got Moved for talking to Dante. Dante's our classes fish. MLIA.

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vanybee
posted a quote
October 29, 2010 3:58pm UTC

Dear Voldemort,
So they screwed up your nose too?
Sincerely,Michael Jackson.

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iBchristina
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October 23, 2010 11:37am UTC

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iCantHearYouOverMyMusicx
posted a quote
October 16, 2010 11:14pm UTC

When I was your age...
we were obsessed with Justin Timberlake, not Justin Bieber
"JB" stood for Jonas Brothers, Spencer had a buzz-cut & was
named "Crazy Steve", her name was Destiny Hope not Miley,
it was Club Penguin not Facebook, we had CD's not iPod's,
we had Avril Lavigne not Taylor Swift, we had Tamagotchi's
not a Nintendo DS, we cried because we cut ourselves on
accident, Zack & Cody lived at a hotel, we had The Amanda
Show not Jersey Shore, we had Zac Efron not Taylor Lautner,
nobody wanted to have to wear a bra & nobody wanted to...
Grow up❤

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EmmaleeeGrace
posted a quote
October 12, 2010 3:57pm UTC

If Your Parents Ever Accuse
You Of Lying
Look Them in The Eye and Say
SANTA , TOOTH FAIRY , EASTER BUNNY.

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foreverryourrss
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October 13, 2010 6:18pm UTC

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xxBMTH4Everxx
posted a quote
October 12, 2010 8:56pm UTC

Today in my biology class we were talking about hurricane([ Katrina}.
My teacher asked this really slutty girl what some of the effects
of the hurricane were, and she replied, "well everything got all wet and dirty."
Suddenly the quietest guy in class looks up and goes,
"Kate, no one asked about your weekend."
MILA.

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