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  1. Kira♥* Kira♥*
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2014 1:22pm UTC
    so, today i was looking into catalogue modelling agencies,
    but i just realised i can't even talk to a worker in a shop,
    let alone do modelling for a catalogue o.o

  2. RadioCatastrophe RadioCatastrophe
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2014 1:22pm UTC

    Waking up the devil
    Rattling the cage inside of me
    I miss him a little
    When he gets out
    We're one hell of a team


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. Just an average kid* Just an average kid*
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2014 9:53pm UTC
    I'm not Addicted to Reading
    I can quit as soon as I finish this chapter

  5. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 2:05pm UTC
    I wish I could say to you,
    How much your words hurt,
    How much I actually wish,
    I could be buried beneath the dirt,
    I wish I could stand up to you,
    Without losing all my friends,
    Without being terrified,
    And knowing it'll be the end,
    I wish I could wake up in the morning,
    Not afraid to go to anywhere,
    Not afraid you will hurt me,
    Knowing that people won't stare,
    I wish people could understand,
    How I feel so alone,
    How I just want to cry,
    Because it feels like no-one really knows,
    I wish I could be me,
    No smile being forced,
    No laugh being faked,
    Happier like I was before,
    I wish I didn't hurt,
    That my friends wouldn't go,
    That I didn't push them away,
    And I didn't feel so low,
    I wish so many things,
    And maybe they'll come true,
    But for now i'll hold on,
    And if I can, so can you. - My poem

  6. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 6:52pm UTC
    Pretty friend: Omg I just got 100 likes on my profile picture!
    Friend with a boyfriend: Omg I just went on the cutest date!
    Athletic friend: Omg I just got asked to join the national team!
    Popular friend: Omg today I got invited to like ten parties!
    Me: Today I meowed at my cat and he meowed back.
    Yup, I'm the coolest! .-.

  7. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 9:23pm UTC
    I'm 939539% ready for summer vacation.

  8. LovinYouIsEasy LovinYouIsEasy
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 11:50pm UTC
    Are you that busy that you can't even text me?...

  9. Christopher Robin* Christopher Robin*
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 9:44pm UTC
    Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink.
    Although, if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love...
    If you must steal, steal away from bad company.
    If you must cheat, cheat death.
    Lastly, if you must drink... drink in the moments that absolutely take your breath away.

  10. xXBeautifulLiesXx xXBeautifulLiesXx
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 4:36pm UTC
    Rules For Texting A Girl:
    1. Dont Take 40 Minutes To Reply.
    2. Use Good Grammar.
    3. Ask Questions.
    4. Use The :) Face.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. Maisie* Maisie*
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2014 7:24am UTC
    you don't have to be fake
    for people to like you

  13. diScL0sUre diScL0sUre
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2014 7:51am UTC
    I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me.

  14. DonggaBieber DonggaBieber
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2014 8:16am UTC
    Sometimes things fit ,
    sometimes they don't.
    Sometimes I give a sh.t,
    but most times I won't.

  15. william12 william12
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2014 8:20am UTC
    DUDE
    toasters
    are
    like
    tanning
    beds
    for
    bread

  16. Unfortunately Unfortunately
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2014 8:35am UTC
    I bet it's hard to see me now, I'm right in front of him.
    But if it's hard to see ME, why isn't it hard to see HER?

  17. ducky_the_impossible ducky_the_impossible
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2014 5:54am UTC
    BtchCraft
    the art of p!ssin
    someone off
    while smiling sweetly.

  18. ducky_the_impossible ducky_the_impossible
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2014 6:22am UTC
    I would like to thank my arms,
    for always being by my side.
    My legs, for always supporting me.
    My fingers, because I can always
    count on them.
    And my hips, for not lying!

  19. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2014 1:55pm UTC
    This kitty loves you and you are beautiful!
    ──────▄▀▄─────▄▀▄ ─────
    ▄█░░▀▀▀▀▀░░█▄
    ─▄▄──█░░░░░░░░░░░█──▄▄
    █▄▄█─█░░▀░░┬░░▀░░█─█▄▄█
    Pass it on!

  20. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2014 5:28pm UTC
    I'm going to buy one of those water spraying bottles so that whenever a person annoys me, I can spray them.

:)

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