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blueluvr99

  1. MamaSquidy MamaSquidy
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 1:14pm UTC
    You sir, are very attractive....
    Therefore i shall stare 0_0

  2. blueluvr99 blueluvr99
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 9:23pm UTC
    Hes annoying, hes hilarious, he makes me yell, he drives me crazy, and hes everything i want.

  3. drunkengorilla1 drunkengorilla1
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2012 6:21pm UTC
    Girl: Slow down, Im scared
    Guy: No, this is fun.
    Girl: No it's not. Please it's too scary!
    Guy: Then tell me you love me.
    Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down! ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
    Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. Girl : *hugs him*
    Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.
    Girl: Alright, now slow down
    Guy: I love you babe.
    (in the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only 1 had survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time, then he had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die. If u love any one this much re-post this ....and....the love of your life will realize they feel the same .... DONT BREAK THIS . 2morow will be the best day of your life.. However, if u don t post this by at least 12:00 tonight, you will have bad luck in your love life 4 the rest of your life

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