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  1. Narwhals139 Narwhals139
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 7:05pm UTC
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    If you take away all the vowels in "Female" you
    get
    "FML"
    BUT,
    If you take away all the vowels in "Boys" you get
    \
    "BS"

    not my format.
    Format b=

  2. GymnastBabee97 GymnastBabee97
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2011 3:57pm UTC
    format credit: Softballl2112
    Boys fall in love with what they see.
    Girls fall in love with what they hear.
    That's why girls wear make-up,
    and boys lie.
    - Wiz Khalifa -

  3. GymnastBabee97 GymnastBabee97
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 10:55am UTC
    that voice we all use
    when we talk to our pets.

  4. GymnastBabee97 GymnastBabee97
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2011 11:01am UTC
    the awkward moment
    when
    you're at a friend's birthday party
    and they're opening your gift,
    but you aren't sure what
    their reaction will be
    so you just kind of sit there
    SMILING AWKWARDLY


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  7. iiLoveMyBabyx3 iiLoveMyBabyx3
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2011 7:27pm UTC
    >> i'm allergic to people.♀♂


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  9. slr1995 slr1995
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2011 7:00pm UTC
    So my best guy friend was going through my phone, and wouldn't give it back for a long time. He said he left me something on it, I just had to look. So after an hour of looking I finally checked my notes. I had a new one that said...
    "I know you'd never go for me, but I really like you"
    What he doesn't know is...
    I've liked him for months ♥

  10. slr1995 slr1995
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2011 5:19pm UTC
    & I don't want the guy who..
    holds my umbrella in the r a i n
    I want the guy who'd take my umbrella & splash me with the puddles

  11. slr1995 slr1995
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2011 4:10pm UTC
    i can't wait;
    I can't wait for the e n d l e s s days & sleepless nights.
    For the sound of my flip flops on the pavement.
    Or to just run barefoot.
    I can't wait for cami's & short short's.
    & wearing my swimsuit under everything.
    I can't wait to lay in the s u n, and bleach my hair.
    I can't wait to count the stars on a clear summer night.
    I can't wait for s u m m e r c a m p.
    I can't wait for the hot guys and the summer love.
    I can't wait for the breeze in my hair and the warmth on my skin.
    I can't wait for no homework.
    No curfews, no alarm clocks, no grades.
    [ J u s t s u m m e r.]
    I can't wait to eat popsicles on my front porch.
    Or have back to back to back sleepovers.
    I can't wait to wake up hearing the birds chirping & the sun shining through my window.
    I can't wait to look though my new yearbook over and over and over again.
    && not have to straighten my hair or do my makeup.
    I c a n 't w a i t f o r s u m m e r.

  12. slr1995 slr1995
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2011 4:33pm UTC
    Who Remembers...
    >> "too little to late"<<
    >> "she will be loved"<<
    >> "skater boi"<<
    >> "beautiful soul"<<
    >> "Who let the dogs out"<<
    >> "Bye Bye Baby"<<
    >> "Oops I did it again"<<
    >> "Genie in a bottle"<<
    // the songs of our generation//


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  14. GymnastBabee97 GymnastBabee97
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2011 5:23pm UTC
    teenage girls.
    we're the only ones who can be
    either immature or grown-up
    anytime we choose.

  15. basketball_love basketball_love
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2011 9:50pm UTC
    IF HE'S DUMB ENOUGH TO WALK AWAY
    be smart enough to
    let him go

  16. basketball_love basketball_love
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2011 4:45pm UTC
    Boys are like rollercoasters
    they are either the thrill of your life
    or they make you want to throw up


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  18. danceforever23 danceforever23
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2011 3:38pm UTC
    Am I the only one who:
    -Sings when no one is home?
    -Remembers when: we put our name with our crush's last name to see if it fits well?
    -Can tell who's coming up the stairs at night by the sound of their foot steps?
    -Does their homework last minute?
    -Uses 30 % of the time in the shower for washing my hair & body, and the other 70% for making decisions and daydreaming?

  19. arsenalgal6 arsenalgal6
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2011 4:04pm UTC
    this goes out to all my girls;
    the times we've had,
    the good and the bad.
    the laughter we've shared,
    the music we blared.
    the hours we've talked,
    the boys that we've stalked.
    ill be there for you, no matter the weather,
    through thick and thin, we'll always be together.
    ~all mine, no jocking please.

  20. track17 track17
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2011 4:51pm UTC
    my best friend was going to commit suicide last night
    i was texting her trying to make her not to
    she thinks no one cares can she get at least 100 favs to
    prove that SOMEONE cares

:)

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