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bigbootycutiee_13

1. bigbootycutiee_13
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   February 21, 2014 6:10am UTC
   i'm sorry i offended you when i called you a. b/tch i honestly thought you knew
   
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2. bigbootycutiee_13
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   February 19, 2014 5:33am UTC
   "do your homework" ah but you see, you didn't say Simon Says
   
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3. bigbootycutiee_13
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   February 18, 2014 8:00pm UTC
   has anyone ever actually gotten salmonella from eating cookie dough or are people just trying to keep me from living my life
   
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4. bigbootycutiee_13
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   February 18, 2014 6:09am UTC
   "Timing's everything. The vapor rises
   high in the sky, tossing to and fro, then
   freezes, suddenly, and crystalizes
   into a perfect flake of miraculous snow.
   For countless miles, drifiting east above
   the world, whiriling about in a swirling free-for-all, appearing aimless, just like love,
   but sensing, seeking out, its destiny.
   Falling to where the two young skaters stand, hand in hand, then flips and dips and whips itself about to ever-so-gently land,
   a miracle, across her unkissed lips:
   as he blocks the wind raging from the south,
   leaning forward to kiss her lovely mouth."
   
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5. bigbootycutiee_13
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   February 17, 2014 5:13pm UTC
   there are 15 year olds skating in the olympics, & i cant even walk down my driveway in the winter
   
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6. bigbootycutiee_13
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   February 13, 2014 7:13pm UTC
   if a girl watches a sport because she thinks a player is hot, let her. it's not like guys watch the victoria's secret fashion show because they're going to buy new bras & lingerie
   
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7. bigbootycutiee_13
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   February 4, 2014 11:10pm UTC
   if you have a problem with me, calll me. if you don't have my number, then you dont know me well enough to have a problem with me.
   
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8. bigbootycutiee_13
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   February 2, 2014 1:39pm UTC
   i'm pretty sure 5 of the 2 friends i have don't even like me
   
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9. bigbootycutiee_13
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   February 2, 2014 1:37pm UTC
   that awkward moment between birth & death
   
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10. bigbootycutiee_13
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    January 30, 2014 10:02pm UTC
    "I need a boyfriend." No.. you WANT a boyfriend... You NEED some water because you sound thirsty
    
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11. bigbootycutiee_13
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    January 21, 2014 7:50pm UTC
    have you ever looked at someone & thought 'yup... you have a person locked in your basement'
    
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12. bigbootycutiee_13
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    January 21, 2014 7:41pm UTC
    The three stages of finals week:1. I'm gonna study the sh/t outta this stuff!! 2. I'll study tomorrow3. (tries studying day before tests) I'm gonna fail & then I'm not going to get into college & then I'm not gonna get the job I want & I'm not going to be able to support my family.. That's if I have a family because who is going to marry someone who failed high school & didn't go to college & works at wal-mart & omg my life sucks mom help me
    
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13. bigbootycutiee_13
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    January 19, 2014 8:39pm UTC
    I'm sorry I got mad & said a lot of words I totally meant but probably shouldn't have said
    
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14. bigbootycutiee_13
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    January 19, 2014 12:00am UTC
    i'd like to think i will die a most heroic death, but its more likely i'll trip over my cat & choke on a spoonful of frosting
    
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15. bigbootycutiee_13
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    January 14, 2014 6:50pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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16. bigbootycutiee_13
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    January 14, 2014 5:31pm UTC
    You don't like the Hunger Games? Here have some berries
    
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17. bigbootycutiee_13
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    January 13, 2014 10:47pm UTC
    picking up this tiny piece of paper would take about 2 seconds, but instead i'm gonna run over it with my vacuum 37473 times at different angles
    
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18. bigbootycutiee_13
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    January 5, 2014 2:01pm UTC
    there's this new STD.
    it's called "feelings"
    don't catch that sh/t.
    
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19. bigbootycutiee_13
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    January 4, 2014 3:51pm UTC
    Whenever someone types "to funny" i picture them, fist in the air, on a quest to fnd Funny
    
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20. bigbootycutiee_13
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    January 4, 2014 2:00pm UTC
    You should have bought me flowers,Should have held my hand,Should have gave me all your hours, When you had the chance..Take me to every party cause all i wanted to do was dance...Now, baby, I'm dancin... But i'm dancin with another man
    
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