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  1. LilMissEpic15 LilMissEpic15
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 5:27pm UTC
    And who else
    is tracking/tracked Santa? ♥

  2. gabbiexraawr gabbiexraawr
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 9:31pm UTC
    whenever
    the story your class is reading
    has a swear in it, there's always
    that one immature kid,
    that goes, "oooohh..!"

  3. gymnastics_gal123 gymnastics_gal123
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2011 3:43pm UTC
    Long, but please read!
    ok, so I'm not allowed to date. I explained witty to my mom, and how hard it is to get faves.
    She agreed that if I get at least 500 faves, I'm allowed.
    I'm not doing this for faves, I just realllllly like this guy who asked me out, and I can't be with him.

  4. alycat97 alycat97
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 6:52pm UTC
    fave if you're still friends with your ex.
    Comment if you hate him.
    -nmf

  5. xoxkate1996xox xoxkate1996xox
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 7:25pm UTC
    Comment / Like this quote and ill write The first thing i think when i see your profile :) and i promise it will be nice !! <3
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  6. LeahxX LeahxX
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2011 2:18pm UTC
    And who else thinks...
    that Max Russo
    is gonna be really good looking
    when his older.


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  8. jellybelly001 jellybelly001
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2011 11:33pm UTC
    b*tch I will ✄ you.

  9. RoseLovesWitty RoseLovesWitty
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2011 7:08pm UTC
    My grandfather,
    Is SLOWLY dieing and he KNOWS it. He's an amazing person. can I get atleast three faves to show you care?

  10. Todaywillbedifferent98 Todaywillbedifferent98
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 8:21pm UTC
    If I get more than 500 faves on this, my parents will sign a modeling contract for me. Please help out guys. You are the only people that won't judge me. I really want this.I don't wanna be jealous of all the beautiful girls,
    I don't wanna be insecure of being myself anymore.. .... ♥
    nmf.

  11. younggandrestless143 younggandrestless143
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 11:15pm UTC
    click to see this quote


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  13. abbsterz12 abbsterz12
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 11:32pm UTC
    My 4 year old cousin
    was talking to a bird the other day then out of random he goes
    "You know what bird? Suck my dick."
    ♥♥♥

  14. boylover13flirtz14 boylover13flirtz14
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2011 3:12pm UTC
    Today is my dads birthday
    can i get 39 faves
    for his 39th bday?
    »»» i wanna show him
    when he gets home♥

  15. wannabebeautiful wannabebeautiful
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2011 5:35pm UTC
    when im feeling down, i like to take a home pregnancy test,
    because then i can say,
    "well at least im not pregnant"
    & i know there are better days right around the corner

    -Daniel Tosh


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  18. parody_of_a_smile parody_of_a_smile
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2011 1:12am UTC
    I wonder
    what it's like
    to be skinny
    .
    and pretty,
    and have every guy
    wanting you.

  19. xxherexgoesxnothingxx xxherexgoesxnothingxx
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 8:31pm UTC
    This quote has been deleted because she's actually over you .

  20. muffinsandwitty7557 muffinsandwitty7557
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2011 9:01pm UTC
    Format credit: Sandrasaurus
    "THIS IS NOT AN ASSIGNMENT YOU CAN DO THE NIGHT BEFORE."
    Challenge accepted.

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