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  1. tonilicious3000 tonilicious3000
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 3:47pm UTC
    This is an abused child.
    (-.-)
    /█\
    ||
    How many hugs can he get?
    1 FAVE = 1 HUG
    mollyyy

  2. chillchica4 chillchica4
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 7:31pm UTC
    2011: Baby, I'd catch a grenade for youuu
    1800: Infant, I would grasp a potentially fatal explosive devise for theeeee

  3. TheBrokenSmile TheBrokenSmile
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 7:18pm UTC
    A Teenage Bucket List

    Tell my crush how I really feel. Own every color of nail polish. Learn the alphabet backwards. Go on a no budget
    shopping spree. Break a players' heart. Sing in front of a
    crowd. Go skydiving. Party in the White House. Eat a
    Krabby Patty. Be in a flash mob. Have one of those
    'What happened last night?' moments. Eat every flavor of
    ice-cream. Use a fake name at Starbucks. Find Hogwarts.
    Kiss my boyfriend on the big screen at a hockey game.
    Buy a homeless person a meal. Thank Taylor Swift. Surf a
    crowd. Walk the red carpet. Get really tan. Collect a
    bunch of scented handsanitizers. Be in a commercial.
    Read my Witty to all the people who bullied me.
    Get married. Kiss in the middle of a snowstorm.
    Stay alive and live life to the fullest.
    jayciecutie01's format.
    inspired by many people and websites.
    part two?

  4. ColorMyWorld401 ColorMyWorld401
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 3:31pm UTC
    Anybody ever had this coversation before,
    "OK, if we get caught heres the story..."
    (follow me, ifollow back!!)

  5. blueberrybabe121 blueberrybabe121
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 9:45pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  6. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 7:08pm UTC
    Whenever I use "Thus" in a essay,
    I feel like motherf**king shakesspeare

  7. sparkly_rain_bows321 sparkly_rain_bows321
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2011 8:21pm UTC
    movies:
    group of three close bestfriends, friendship seems perfect.
    real life:
    3 people. 2 insperable. 1 confused in how she fits in to the friendship

  8. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 6:27pm UTC
    Me: I have to pee.
    Best friend: Then go?
    Me: come with me

  9. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 10:50pm UTC
    Haahahahahabananahahahahaha!!!
    Favorite if you didn't notice it said banana in the middle
    format credit: damnnTaylerx

  10. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 3:27pm UTC
    The worst thing a boy could do to
    a girl?
    Well personally, I think it's to ignore her
    while she is loving you
    with all her heart
    -Liam Payne
    format ThatsSoMeee ♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. samxoxo2100 samxoxo2100
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 2:05pm UTC
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  14. MikeyJames MikeyJames
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 7:15pm UTC
    We All Have That One Friend:
    who always gives
    relationship advice
    but is still single♥
    my quote/nmf

  15. BEACHYLOVE BEACHYLOVE
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 10:39am UTC
    Here’s an idea.
    Get up, get out of bed. I don’t care if you’re emotionally exhausted. Laying in that bed
    all day won’t do you any good. Pick out your favorite outfit. Make yourself look pretty
    for absolutely no reason other than to prove to yourself that you’re not worthless.
    Eat a big breakfast. Some pancakes with extra chocolate chips. It won’t make you
    fat, I promise. Listen to all of your favorite songs. Dance around a bit. Just live.
    There will be absolutely no moping, crying, cutting or starving today.
    Today is December 18 and today will be a good day.

  16. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 5:32pm UTC
    If you spell,
    Jesus backwards it sounds like a French guy trying to say sausage.

    NMF.NMQ.

  17. Elenlovesu Elenlovesu
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 8:31pm UTC
    90's kids remember:
    U.G.L.Y you ain't got no alibi, you ugly, yea yea you ugly.
    Credit: FaveFormats

  18. iloveyaahx3 iloveyaahx3
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 8:39pm UTC
    I've always wanted to say:
    "Hi, my name is _______ and you're watching Disney Channel!"
    *Draws Mickey outline*

  19. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 4:37pm UTC
    credit: confessions_of_a_cutter
    How many secrets
    can one girl keep?

  20. livsbestfriendryan livsbestfriendryan
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 5:20pm UTC
    your pants bother me
    take them off.

:)

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