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RedRawrBabe
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 4:39pm UTC

I am so good a sleeping
I can do it with my eyes closed

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guyonwitty000
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July 5, 2012 6:06pm UTC

Drake: Are you calling me a liar?
Josh: I ain't calling you a truther!
Fave if you miss Drake & Josh!

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Meilody*
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July 6, 2012 9:54am UTC

God gave you this life because he knew you were strong enough to live it.

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ForeverMeAndYou
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July 5, 2012 9:42pm UTC

Why did the mushroom go to the party?
because he was a fungi. (;

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hithurrimjohnny
posted a quote
July 5, 2012 10:11pm UTC

and whats the song
that helps you,
that inspires you,
that gives you hope,
that makes you beleive,
that brings you happiness,
that creates new worlds for you,
that gets you through
e v e r y t h i n g?
staytrue - johnny

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ImmaBelieber67

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July 5, 2012 3:20pm UTC

Did you know? #497
Touching a Teddy Bear can make lonely people
feel less lonely.

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ImmaBelieber67

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July 5, 2012 2:20pm UTC

Did you know? #491
It takes your brain approximately 90 seconds to decide whether or not you like someone.

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asiancutie11
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July 5, 2012 3:51pm UTC

So let’s say that theoretically
I really like you... ♥
And theoretically, even though it sounds moronically cliché and overused,
you give me butterflies. And just for kicks, let’s add that, all in theory of course,
you may be the one of the most wonderful people I have ever met.
And hypothetically, my heart beats ten times faster when I see you.
Do you think that you would supposedly,
and in the most theoretical sense, feel the same?
nmq// was on witty a few days ago but i reaally liked it \\

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