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  1. beam1234 beam1234
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 12:52pm UTC
    If U Ever Leave Me Baby... Leave My Stuff that I Gave You At My Door:)

  2. emma21 emma21
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 7:13pm UTC
    this made me pee my pants. read it, it's worth it
    A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight.
    The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could get one over on them easily.
    So, the lawyer asks if the senior would like to play a fun game.
    The senior is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks.
    The lawyer persists, saying that the game is a lot of fun...."I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5.00. Then you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00," he says.
    This catches the senior's attention and, to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
    The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon?"
    The senior doesn't say a word, but reaches into his pocket, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.
    Now, it's the senior's turn. He asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?"
    The lawyer uses his laptop to search all references he can find on the Net.
    He sends E-mails to all the smart friends he knows; all to no avail.
    After
    an hour of searching, he finally gives up.
    He wakes the senior and hands him $500.00. The senior pockets the
    $500.00
    and goes right back to sleep.
    The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the senior up and asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"
    The senior reaches into his pocket, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.

  3. luvxoxo luvxoxo
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 6:02pm UTC
    Me: "wanna play outside!?"
    Cousin: "You're 13, you don't "play" outside anymore..."
    Me: . . . . .
    Me: OK then hows this?...
    Me: Yo homie wanna go chill out in the street and play by the bball court. Foshizzle."
    Cousin: . . . ... ...
    Me: "K. I'm going outside! See ya later."
    Real convo.. Why does everyone gotta grow up so fast!!??

  4. GiiannaLuvsJA GiiannaLuvsJA
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 4:22pm UTC
    im home alone and i just saw a kitty.
    all alone.
    0-5 favs leave it
    6-15 favs give it food
    16&&up favs bring it in my house and see who it belongs to
    ♥ please fav idk what to do♥

  5. Imastoner1525 Imastoner1525
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 11:36am UTC
    I was trying to find my fairy tale story but then i realized fairytales dont consist of POTHEADS they have sexy prince charmings !! DUH SILLY ME !! :P

  6. Vampire123 Vampire123
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2012 9:50am UTC
    0 Likes: Ugly :/
    5 Likes: Cute :D
    10 Likes: Adorable :)
    15 Likes: Pretty(:
    20 Likes: Gorgeous. ♥
    25 Likes: Beautiful c:
    30 Likes: Beyond Everything[:
    -repost if you're brave

  7. NiallandMarissa NiallandMarissa
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2012 12:51pm UTC
    Hey Girls!
    Don't Just let a guy get in your pants cause it's pleasure!
    Let him in if your married!
    Get the next generation to think that too!

  8. Quintin11 Quintin11
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 10:19am UTC
    NATIONAL 4/20!!!!!!!!!!!! DAY LETS ALL CELEBRATE!!
    ;)

  9. Quintin11 Quintin11
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 3:50pm UTC
    Your eyes are labyrinths of lies
    And all the dead will rise
    And I will walk the earth searching for candlelight
    And I will let you drown
    Turn your world upside down
    And I will walk the earth searching for candlelight
    And when the dead walk the earth
    All the living will fill these coffins
    And at the end of the world
    I'll remember to bring you flowers
    -Motionless in white
    -London terror!


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2004 12:30pm UTC
    There once was a man from Nantucket,
    Who kept all of his cash in a bucket,
    But his daughter, named Nan,
    Ran away with a man,
    And as for the bucket, Nantucket.

  12. Vampire123 Vampire123
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 1:46pm UTC
    Okay Witty girls, let's play a game ...
    1.) Favourite [♥] this quote (So more people can see).
    2.) Copy this quote, add your username to the list below, and post it.
    3.) Then, look at the person above you and find their profile. Read their description of themselves, possibly follow them, then post a comment on their profile saying something nice about them.
    4.) The next person that adds their name below you should post a compliment on your profile.
    1. SocietyIsScrewingMeUp ♥
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    4. pandabear33 <3 <3 <3
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  13. beam1234 beam1234
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 3:43pm UTC
    Why Do Boys have to be so rude When they are with their friends??
    </3

  14. beam1234 beam1234
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 2:00pm UTC
    You know he was not worth it when you were with your bestfriend and they are talking behind your back. Then while you are dating him Your FRIEND goes and dates him behind your back.. Tell the truth.. dont lie. you will loose your friends like Snap,Crackle,POP!!!!

  15. PleaseDontFailMeNow PleaseDontFailMeNow
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 2:13pm UTC
    Today I Got 233 Faves On My Quote, It Actually Made My Day:) Thankyou To Everyone Who Took The Time To Read It Ahaaaa^_^
    Follow For A Follow?:3

  16. beam1234 beam1234
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 11:27am UTC
    Comment if you Think I am right..
    I hate that your boyfriend believes other ppl that supposibly your cheating on him.... It makes me so mad!!! My heart will NEVER be the same...:(

  17. KLynn KLynn
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 10:29am UTC
    Dear Ex,
    It's time I let you know how bad you hurt me, i still miss you, and i dont exactly know why, i just do.. like everything reminds me of you, when i see your truck at school i cant help but hope you're in it, and when you look at me, i stil get butterflies. i see your friends all the time, they hate me boo, because of you because you hurt me and put in a bad word for me, i dont know what happened, you said we could "still be friends" i guess it was a big lie, because now everytime i try to talk to you, you look at me and tell me to get out of your face. i heard you hit your other ex, i guess its better off this way now.. so good bye boo <3 i love you so much ....
    love forever,
    kelsey lynn. <3

  18. seriouslystupendous seriouslystupendous
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 8:34am UTC
    You have to belive

  19. beam1234 beam1234
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 12:21pm UTC
    6 Things.-
    10 Favs-
    Fav color- Blue!!
    Food- Pizza.
    Singer- Cody Simpson;D
    Show- Degrassi:D
    Sport-Volleyball.
    Season- Summer.(NO SCHOOL)
    Day of the week- FRIDAY :D
    Ice Cream Flavor-Mixed.:)
    Time Of Day-3:15
    ____________________________________________________
    9 Currents-
    Mood- Bored!!!!
    Taste- Cherrys..
    Clothes-Sparkly Shirt And Jogging Pants That Say Basketball:)
    Computer- Mac
    Polish- Pink/Yellow:)
    Time- 11:15
    Surrondings-BOYS :D
    Annoyance- Cooks TALKING!!
    Thought- Run Home!
    ____________________________________________________
    8 Firsts-
    Best F- Star
    Crush- Colton K ( my Boyfriend )
    Name-Sexy Lexie:/
    Pet- Dawg:D
    Piercing- Not Yet But Getting One!!
    Thing I did This Morning- Got Outta Bed.
    Ate Today- Crosaunt.
    First School- Denison Elementray..:/
    ____________________________________________________
    7 Lasts-
    Car ride- With Abbie.
    Text Message- From My Momma:)
    Movie Seen- Let Me In...
    Item Bought- Coffee:)
    CD Played- Justin Bieber!:D
    Website-Witty:)
    ____________________________________________________
    3 People you can talk to when sad:(
    MOM
    STAR
    COLTON K. ( BOYFRIEND)
    _____________________________
    2 Choices-
    Black / Gray!
    Hot and Cold.
    :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

  20. beam1234 beam1234
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2011 3:08pm UTC
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