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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. tt505 tt505
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 6:37pm UTC
    me; why am i still single?
    brain; you're wierd
    body; and you're fat
    face; plus you're pretty ugly
    food; i'm here for you
    - t u m b l r

  3. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone. But it takes a lifetime to forget someone. ♥
    My mom forgot me in a parking lot once

  4. pinkglitterprincess pinkglitterprincess
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 9:11pm UTC
    When guys stretch and their shirts ride up so you can see their boxers .
    Y u m .

  5. idance idance
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 4:30pm UTC
    i'm afraid that i'm the friend
    that everybody secrely hates.
    the one that's annoying.
    the one that no one likes.
    the one that's totally oblivious.
    the one that everyone talkes about
    when they're not around.
    i'm afraid that i don't have any friends.
    -stixbillionsecrets

  6. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 8:51pm UTC
    Sometimes you think you want to
    disappear, but all you really want is to be found.
    gorgeous justdropitlikeitshot format.

  7. lookitslindseytrick lookitslindseytrick
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2010 9:38pm UTC
    Remember that Game,
    telephone?
    Where you would say one thing at the beginning,
    it would get to other people,
    & at the end it was completely different?
    Funny how that
    became life, huh?

  8. Softball2112 Softball2112
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 12:09am UTC
    Guys have friends that are girls
    Because it gives them someone to talk about their feelings with.
    ≈♥≈
    Girls have friends that are guys
    Because there is soooooo much less drama.
    ≈♥≈

  9. happyfry66 happyfry66
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 8:57pm UTC
    I
    when someone tells you
    "you can't"turn around
    and say "watch me"
    To The Weird Kid
    & Then BOOM. Stalked For Life.

  10. lillyann_13 lillyann_13
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 10:13pm UTC
    the only people you need in your life,
    are the ones that need you in theirs.

  11. sillyducky69 sillyducky69
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 8:33pm UTC
    Hi, i'm your self esteem,
    whenever you look in the mirror or at your friends
    I'm the one telling you that you're ugly, stupid, and not worth it
    .
    even though yoiu're beautiful.♥

  12. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 5:40pm UTC
    every girl is
    e n t i t l e d t o a s e c r e t

  13. strawberryforever strawberryforever
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 4:49pm UTC
    Today I was standing in line with this boy i barerly talk to,
    out of now where he turns, looks me in the eyes, and whispers
    You are so beautiful ♥
    true story(:

  14. inceptionluva0316 inceptionluva0316
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2011 4:37pm UTC
    Today in health class,
    We had to write what we looked for in
    someone when we wanted to date them. On
    the guy’s side they had words like “hot , big
    boobs…” ect. But then one boy named
    Tommy raised his hand and said the word,
    BEAUTIFUL.
    Our health teacher said, “No we already
    have hot, on the board.” and went to the
    next person. But
    Tommy said,
    “No, hot is when you look at a girls body
    and
    their looks, but beautiful is when you look
    at a
    girl’s feelings and personality.”
    The whole class was speechless<3.

  15. briiitttttttany briiitttttttany
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 4:44pm UTC
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  16. cheerfreak653 cheerfreak653
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2011 7:11pm UTC
    that moment when;
    your crush is guessing who you like
    and the whole time you're thinking
    "It's you stupid."

  17. Heelz124 Heelz124
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 8:53am UTC
    Jacob: Does me being half naked bother you?
    Me: Well no but it would be nicer if you were fully naked..
    Format: twilightgirl995

  18. dnane97 dnane97
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 9:43pm UTC
    "Oh, it's winter, I need to get a boyfriend to keep me warm!"
    - Or you can invest in a coat and a pair of mitten.. -_-
    nmf

  19. bandansrock123 bandansrock123
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 8:07pm UTC
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  20. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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