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  1. JoshLovesYou JoshLovesYou
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2011 1:02pm UTC
    EVERY DAY I'M SHUFFLING.
    except Fridays... I'm getting down on Fridays. ;)
    dunno if this is already here, I only joined this site a few mins ago so yeah..

  2. BETRUE_BEYOU BETRUE_BEYOU
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2011 8:39pm UTC
    K.
    K? K what? The letter L, the letter after J? Did you know that JK , K stands for "Kidding"? Or K as in Potassium? Do you need some Special K in breakfast? K, as in I can K/O you? Can I knock you out and feed you to hungry sharks? Sharks has K in it.

  3. izzylovesyou123 izzylovesyou123
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2011 10:41pm UTC
    There's a Taylor Swift song for that.
    ever feel like...
    You and him like each other but you aren't allowed to date?
    Love Story
    You love your new boyfriend, but you can't get over how things were with your old one?
    The Way I Loved You
    You like him but he likes her, and she'll never like him, and you do?
    Invisible
    You believed everything he said, and now you realize that young love doesn't last?
    Fifteen
    He cheated on you, and she was not worth it, and he'll never have you back?
    Should've Said No
    You just want to fit in?
    A Place In This World
    You and him went from being perfect to horrible so quickly?
    Forever & Always
    If he loves you then why does he like to hurt you?
    Tell Me Why
    He's the only person you can be yourself around?
    I'm Only Me When I'm With You
    You believe that things will get better?
    Change
    You want him so bad, but he only sees you as the girl he talks about his girlfriend with?
    Teardrops on My Guitar
    Our love is everlasting?
    Mary's Song
    That was the best date of your life?
    Today Was A Fairytale
    With him, you're not afraid to do anything?
    Fearless
    Haha! He doesn't mean anything to you anymore?
    Picture to Burn
    He broke your heart, and you won't forgive him?
    White Horse
    You don't fit in in his world?
    The Outside
    Don't tell me stuff he doesn't mean?
    You're Not Sorry
    We do things our way?
    Our Song
    He's perfect?
    Hey Stephen
    You fell for him, now he just needs to fall for you?
    Jump Then Fall
    You're so much better for him than she is?
    You Belong With Me
    It was just a summer romance, but you want him to remember you?
    Tim McGraw
    He's evil?
    Cold As You
    Don't hurt yourself, get help?
    Tied Together With A Smile
    You want to get back together?
    Come In With the Rain
    You love a celebrity?
    Superstar
    You love your parents?
    The Best Day
    and the list goes on and on...
    nmf/nmq

  4. danielle2403 danielle2403
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2011 7:28pm UTC
    I hate it when the shower only has 2 options:
    3rd degree burns or skinny dipping in Antarctica.

  5. xHello xHello
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    May 24, 2011 7:40pm UTC
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    May 24, 2011 8:19pm UTC
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    May 24, 2011 8:04pm UTC
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  8. seemskindafitchy seemskindafitchy
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2011 6:51pm UTC
    REASONS WHY PERIODS SUCK.
    1. after sitting down for a while, you stand up and suddenly it feels like freaking niagra falls.
    2. you want to hit everyone...in the face...with a shovel.
    3. you cry so much for random stupid reasons.
    4. you crave random crap, that you don't own.
    5. when someone corrects you, you feel like shoving a wii remote down there throats.
    6. when you lose at something, you scream "SCREW THIS" and walk away really angry.
    7. you fall asleep...when you're not even that TIRED.
    8. you feel like you want to just stab yourself 600 times in 'that' area.
    9. you want to just shove a freaking towel up 'that' area.
    10. NO white pants that week.
    11. remember that cute pair of undies you got? runied. for. life.
    12. everybody is annoying, not matter WHAT they do, or say.
    13. when you DON'T get to go to the bathroom, because your teacher says "no" you want to scream in their face, and say "I'M ON MY FREAKING PERIOD OKAY?".
    14. boys are 10x more annoying.
    15. those stupid- pad/tampon commercials that have all those girls who are 'HAPPY' when they get their periods, make you annoyed.
    16. chocolate and ice cream are your best friends.
    17. the cramps you get feel like your being punched in the stomach 8 times.
    18. when you think you're finally 'done' you take off the weapons of tampons/pads.....5 minutes later you check. not done, not done at all.
    19. you don't care about anything BUT food.
    20. you wish you weren't a girl.
    21. when you wake up in the morning, and go to the bathroom, and your toilet looks like a freaking bowl of Hawaiian Punch.
    nmf.

  9. heyitsxabby heyitsxabby
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2011 11:28am UTC
    laying in bed at night;
    &the memories come pooring in.

  10. PiinkSparkles PiinkSparkles
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2011 11:34am UTC
    I'm tired of people saying his not
    worth my tears.
    If he wasn’t worth it, I wouldn’t
    still be crying
    You don’t know it, but that
    boy changed my world.
    You`ll never know
    how much he meant to me.
    summer_sage


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. BaileyGirl BaileyGirl
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2011 3:11pm UTC
    I'm a girl for God's sake.
    I burn my hair,
    i like booty shorts,
    i like makeup,
    I get boy crazy a lot,
    i get heartbroken,
    i fall for a guy who never stumbles for me,
    i love shopping,
    i like shoes,
    change my skinnies into sweats and straightened hair into a messy bun when im home,
    i be a b●tch,
    i act slutty one time in my life,
    i try to take the spotlight,
    i like attention,
    i cause drama.
    And YES. This IS a teenage girl's life,.♥

  13. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2010 2:32pm UTC
    GET OFF THE
    COMPUTER &
    GO FALL IN LOVE
    OR SOMETHING.

  14. hannuhproudee hannuhproudee
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2010 4:35pm UTC
    Hi, I sorta really like you alot but you make me nervous so I'm trying to talk to you even though I can't really control what I'm saying because I'm scared and I like your shirt and your hair looks great and you're so freaking muscley that I just want to kiss you but I can't because that would be weird and akward and here I am rambling like an idiot while getting lost in your eyes and this long run on sentence is probably annoying but I don't care because you're cute and I've attempted this conversation a bajillion times in my diary and it went way better so can we just start over and I can try not to humiliate myself this time?

  15. sharly131697310 sharly131697310
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2009 3:07pm UTC
    black background
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    dashed border
    div style="border: 2px dotted white; width: 582px; height: 200px;">
    black dotted border
    <div style="border-right: black 10px dotted; border-top: black 10px dotted; border-left: black 10px dotted; border-bottom: black 10px dotted; text-align: center">
    make the spacing of the lines closer:
    <div style="line-height: 10px;">
    make text all squished together:
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  16. italiangirl97 italiangirl97
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2010 10:44am UTC
    LOVE EXISTS.

:)

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