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  1. angelsparks angelsparks
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2013 6:16pm UTC
    We were on the bus coming home from all region try outs (he made second band, fifth chair! [he plays trombone]) and we were talking about choir and he was like "well I like to sing but I've been told I can't do it"
    so I told him to sing for me and he sang Radioactive by Imagine Dragons and I was like "wow you're way better than some of the guys in choir" and he was like "aw thanks"
    and then he started singing a system of a down song haha

  2. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 5:32pm UTC
    i was in a hospital today and i saw this cute boy with a cast on his leg and my first thought was
    hey this one can't run away

  3. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 2:58pm UTC
    Teacher: Alright it's time to take attendance
    Me: Okay I got this
    Teacher: *calls your name*
    Me: Here
    Me: nailed it

  4. sksx9 sksx9
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    March 15, 2009 4:48pm UTC

  5. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
    She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
    I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
    She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
    We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
    "I like your eyes."
    One day, I was playing basketball,
    waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
    Suddenly, I got a phone call.
    It was her mom. She was in a panic.
    I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
    "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
    I had no clue what happened,
    so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
    I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
    I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
    Then I saw her, Kelsey.
    My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
    "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
    I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
    Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
    the main source of blood coming from her head.
    I went to the hospital that night,
    I went every night.
    in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
    The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
    It was all my fault.
    If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
    she wouldn't be going through this.
    It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
    On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
    "Kelsey?" I called.
    She wasn't quite awake yet.
    Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
    I did, for a few hours.
    One of the doctors finally came out saying,
    "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
    "Yes," I whispered.
    He bit his lip.
    "She woke up, she's fine,
    but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
    "Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
    "I'm afraid so."
    I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
    I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
    "You can go see her if you want,
    but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
    I walked in, trembling in horror.
    I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
    I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
    I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
    Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
    "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

  6. ImmaBeWitty ImmaBeWitty
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 10:35am UTC
    I have acid rain in my brain and it's killing the ♥
    FL✿WERS IN MY HEART.
    -Marianna Paige


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  10. kitkat929m kitkat929m
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2013 8:09pm UTC
    I had this EXACT conversation with someone on Omegle.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Question to discuss:
    Give Stranger a compliment
    Stranger: Are you that autistic girl I talked to? I disconnected accidently.
    Stranger: Hi Stranger, I hope you're enjoying your day
    Stranger: You haven't said anything nasty yet, so I'm guessing you're nicer than the rest of these guys
    You: YOU ARE FREAKING GORGEOUS
    You: It said to give a stranger a compliment
    You: so I did. :)
    Stranger: Yeah, I gave you one to
    Stranger: too*
    Stranger: But, mine was more realistic, haha
    Stranger: Thank you anyway
    You: Lol. Do yo know what Witty Profiles is?
    Stranger: Nope.
    Stranger: What is it?
    You: Oh. It is only the BEST WEBSITE EVER.
    You: It is called wittyprofiles.com
    You: Make an account on it right now. It is addicting
    You: and I LOVE it
    Stranger: haha
    Stranger: It's pretty funny
    Stranger: I'll read some of them later
    Stranger: I need to find this girl first
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    Hehe. This person will NEVER find me. Except for the fact that I am posting our conversation on her right now.

  11. kitkat929m kitkat929m
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2013 8:53pm UTC
    Here is another weird Omegle chat I was part of. Well, I asked the question, Do you like Harry Styles.
    You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
    Question to discuss:
    Do you like Harry Styles?
    Stranger 1: No
    Stranger 2: I'm obligated to say because one of my best friends does.
    Stranger 2: to say yes*
    Stranger 2: But not really, no.
    Stranger 2 has disconnected

  12. sexxychickk sexxychickk
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 10:38pm UTC
    1-5 likes okay
    5-10 likes pretty
    10-15 likes gorgeous
    15-20 likes beautiful

  13. polinaagoldberg* polinaagoldberg*
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 6:57pm UTC
    If you're single for Valentine's Day, fave
    And if you're taken, comment
    I just wanna see who I can share my Nutella and 69 cats with

  14. Thebestpersonever Thebestpersonever
    posted a quote
    January 18, 2013 8:04pm UTC
    Fave and ill rate your profile and write a comment!

  15. iTori0716 iTori0716
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 9:46pm UTC
    Go On Google
    Search top 50 women on the internet
    Click on the first link
    Look at number 7
    Laugh really hard :^)

  16. kenzieishawt kenzieishawt
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 2:38pm UTC
    I'm not fat, my tummy is just 3D..

  17. kenzieishawt kenzieishawt
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2013 4:10pm UTC
    Whew!!! That was close!! ...i ALMOST had to..socialize. ^.^

  18. runningislife* runningislife*
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 8:26pm UTC
    You don't realize how deep you've cut until you have paper towel after paper towel wadded up in the trash can.

  19. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 1:58pm UTC
    COMMENT FOR FIRST IMPRESSIONS!

  20. codyd10 codyd10
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 12:17am UTC
    Witty Profiles is a community of 347,452 writers.AND THIS IS AN AWESOME FORMAT

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