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  1. bubbleheart* bubbleheart*
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 4:13pm UTC
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    It's funny how some of the friends I made in a mental hospital
    Treat me better than some of my "bestfriends"
    Well this fuucking sucks..
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  2. brancsy brancsy
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 4:17pm UTC
    Normal day conversations:
    Friend:You ok?
    Me:Yeh,I'm tired
    Friend: oh ok.
    Me:*Thinks* No I'm not ok.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 4:07pm UTC
    Mom: Did you get home safely?
    Me: No, I died like 5 times.

  5. ellen_m_7 ellen_m_7
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 4:38pm UTC
    Random fact #2
    People who complain of boredom are 2.5 times more likely to die from a heart attack or stroke than those who don't.
    Admit it, we're all screwed.

  6. kyhricak kyhricak
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    Every musical should have
    one minor character who is aware that everyone is singing and dancing
    and extremely confused and terrified
    -tumblr.

  7. Obliviate Obliviate
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 4:38pm UTC
    Being left alone with my mind
    is actually quite dangerous

  8. Cry_Those_Tears Cry_Those_Tears
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 4:09pm UTC
    The Higher You Climb
    The Further You Fall

  9. ConverseLover ConverseLover
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 4:17pm UTC
    That Deadly
    first shave with a new razor
    format credit:ConverseLover

  10. RiverSong98 RiverSong98
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 4:38pm UTC
    maybe i am?
    maybe they're right.
    maybe i am exactly what they said.
    maybe they do own me.
    maybe i am broken.
    maybe, right now, this is too much.
    maybe i'm sick of holding this in.
    maybe i'm just done.

  11. breezybaby123 breezybaby123
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    0 faves= i'm ugly
    3 faves=i'm ok
    7 faves=i'm cute
    15 faves=i'm pretty
    25 faves= i'm beautiful
    30 faves= im breathtaking
    Repost this if your not afraid:)

  12. urata urata
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 3:55pm UTC
    walking then stopping to see how you look in the window of a car,
    and realising there is someone in the car :s

  13. cookii_brookii cookii_brookii
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 4:07pm UTC
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    I support gay and lesbian marriage.(:
    format by the_An0nym0usXD

  14. xocheerxo999683 xocheerxo999683
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 4:26pm UTC
    Oh wait I look PRETTY !!!!
    *gets out camera*
    *takes picture*
    ...I need to get my eyes checked.

  15. _kidsinlove _kidsinlove
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 4:05pm UTC
    Dear Mom and Dad,
    Thanks for trying to be original with me.
    Sincerely,
    can't ever find my name on a keychain

  16. UnderTheInfluence_ UnderTheInfluence_
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 4:26pm UTC
    The quote below this will describe you. Comment what you get.
    ✉ 50 comments
    ❤ 197 add to faves
    Quote # 5365561 was added by Raymatts to funny on 14 May 2012 at 4:19pm
    share: facebook / stumbleupon / tumblr
    get code
    report
    Beautiful.

  17. drowninginlies drowninginlies
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 3:25pm UTC
    Should I write a story about
    A boy named Chase who has a troubled life and gets in lots of trouble with the law and a girl named Sam who gets dragged into it all and can't seem to resist staying.
    favorite if you'll read.

  18. katiemarie9182 katiemarie9182
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    Forget
    YOLO
    My New Motto Is
    LGO
    (life goes on)

  19. skylababe101 skylababe101
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 3:46pm UTC
    ZENDAYA. . .
    y u no have last name!?

  20. skylababe101 skylababe101
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 3:25pm UTC
    Dear YOLO,
    Thanks, for giving us an excuse to do the most ridiculous things.
    Sincerely, TheTeenageWorld♥

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