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  1. TheAwesomist TheAwesomist
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 10:32am UTC
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  2. xmarsophxo xmarsophxo
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 10:33pm UTC
    sick of fighting
    tired of trying
    out of tears
    no one hears
    im crying
    you're crying
    im done.
    theres no more fun.
    im still here
    trying to keep my head clear
    i wont leave
    till i prove you wrong.

  3. niceroyal niceroyal
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 3:17pm UTC
    That awkward moment when your laying down texting with your phone in the air, and then it slips and suddenly smacks you in the face...

  4. taylornicole22 taylornicole22
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 6:02pm UTC
    ways to make your parents think you're insane:
    1. run into walls
    2. hold their hand and whisper "i see dead people"
    3. try to swim on the floor
    4. say that wearing clothes is against your religion
    5. when you're in public, randomly yell out "no mom and dad, i will NOT make out with you"
    6. moo when they say your name
    7. follow them. EVERYWHERE.
    8. lay face down and chant like an indian tribe
    9. chase an imaginary tail.
    10. superglue your finger to your nose.

  5. XXKatiiKatXX120 XXKatiiKatXX120
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2010 8:56pm UTC
    THERE IS ALWAYS THAT ONE FREAKY GIRL IN YOUR GRADE THAT'S OBSESSED WITH HORSES♥

  6. silje_x3 silje_x3
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 5:37pm UTC
    If you were born in the 90's
    The best P.E. lessons involved
    a rainbow colored parachute


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. f0r3v3rm0r3x3 f0r3v3rm0r3x3
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2010 7:27pm UTC
    We met in kindergarten. We were best friends.
    She always told me she loved my eyes. I didn't quite know why.
    I was in love with her, so of course my face lit up immensely whenever she said it.
    She was beautiful, kind, and extremely funny.
    We'd be talking about nothing, and she'd turn to me and whisper,
    "I like your eyes."
    One day, I was playing basketball,
    waiting for her to drive over to my house to have a game with me.
    Suddenly, I got a phone call.
    It was her mom. She was in a panic.
    I couldn't quite understand what she was saying. It sounded like,
    "Aaron, come quick! Kelsey, accident, Main Street! Blood. Come now!"
    I had no clue what happened,
    so I ran to Main Street with my basketball shorts and a tee shirt on.
    I saw Kelsey's mom helplessly crying, waiting for the ambulance to arrive.
    I saw a totaled car, blood everywhere.
    Then I saw her, Kelsey.
    My heart stopped as I frantically ran over to her.
    "Kelsey? Kelsey!" She was unconscious. I started crying.
    I know it isn't very manly, but I couldn't help it.
    Before I could say anymore, the medics took her away,
    the main source of blood coming from her head.
    I went to the hospital that night,
    I went every night.
    in fact, the only time I left was to go out to eat, but that's it.
    The doctors tried getting me to leave, but I refused.
    It was all my fault.
    If it wasn't for me, wanting to play basketball with her,
    she wouldn't be going through this.
    It was already four days, and she hasn't woken up.
    On the fifth day, I saw her eyes gently open.
    "Kelsey?" I called.
    She wasn't quite awake yet.
    Suddenly, doctors came rushing in, telling me I had to wait outside.
    I did, for a few hours.
    One of the doctors finally came out saying,
    "I understand that you're Kelsey's friend, Aaron?"
    "Yes," I whispered.
    He bit his lip.
    "She woke up, she's fine,
    but I'm afraid she has long term memory loss."
    "Are you serious?" I almost shouted.
    "I'm afraid so."
    I didn't meet his gaze. I couldn't.
    I wasn't going to say anything, so he spoke again.
    "You can go see her if you want,
    but she doesn't remember anything, not even her mom."
    I walked in, trembling in horror.
    I saw her. She looked helpless as she slept.
    I waited a few hours, until I saw her eyes opening gently again.
    I expected doctors to run in, rushing me out.
    Instead, she looked me straight in the eyes, and whispered,
    "I don't know you, but I like your eyes."

  9. macjohnson8 macjohnson8
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2012 8:56am UTC
    Guys, My Mom Just Had a Baby!It's a Girl!Her name is Molly Shaye Johnson,And She's the Fourth Child.I Hope She Doesn't Have Breathing Problems,Like I Had.Can Witty Wish the Best for Molly?Can I Get at Least 17 FavsFor the 17 Letters in Her Name?Thanks!

  10. jennisheree27 jennisheree27
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 10:11am UTC
    You are in a relationship with One Direction
    ♥ 17 seconds ago · Like · Comment · See Friendship

  11. jaydoxtator jaydoxtator
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 11:41am UTC
    Witty needs an app.
    fave if you agree

  12. Cupcakeluver22 Cupcakeluver22
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 6:29pm UTC
    Boy: promise me you will be at my wedding!
    Girl: you already know who you are going to marry?
    Boy: yes i do!
    Girl: then yes i will be there!
    Boy: just one more question!
    Girl: ok!
    Boy: will you marry me?

  13. PurpleWitty9 PurpleWitty9
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 1:40pm UTC
    Me: Mom?
    Her: No
    Me: But momm!?
    Her: No!!
    Me: fine.........
    *walks away*
    Me: Hey daddd


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. She She
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2012 7:50am UTC
    Me: *breathes*
    Mom: I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR ATTITUDE

  16. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 5:47pm UTC
    That depressing moment
    when you realize you're falling for someone you have no chance with.

    Just happened to me right now.... :( FML.

  17. bacatalano05 bacatalano05
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 2:00pm UTC
    Learn from yesterday,
    live for today,
    love for tomorrow,
    the important thing is
    to not .......STOP
    questioning
    -Alber Einstein

  18. alboqueen14 alboqueen14
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 8:11pm UTC
    He's the first person I think about when I wake up in the morning, and the last I think about as I go to sleep at night. <3

  19. xXxForeverxYoursxXx xXxForeverxYoursxXx
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 12:08pm UTC
    Crying isn't a sign of weakness.
    It's a sign of having tried to hard to be
    strong for too long.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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