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  1. monn monn
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 9:40am UTC
    The more you do bigger, the smaller your
    haters look.

  2. catieosaur catieosaur
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 9:41am UTC
    Confirm
    Are you lying about how you really feel?
    Yes
    No

  3. koalasandjelly koalasandjelly
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 9:45am UTC
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  4. alycetheprincess alycetheprincess
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 9:45am UTC
    its so funny when your with your bf and his older brother shouts up stairs saying 'oi johnny no pubes keep ur 3rd leg in ur boxers'

  5. BeautifulTears BeautifulTears
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2012 9:45am UTC
    Sweetie,
    I know I hug a lot of other guys.
    I know I text a few other guys.
    I know I'm friends with other guys.
    But I promise you they're just my friends.
    Nothing more.
    They mean a lot to me, but you mean more.
    So please don't worry.

  6. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 7:54pm UTC
    A picture is worth a thousand words?
    Yours is more like three. What a hoe.

  7. jbxo97 jbxo97
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 7:04pm UTC
    Greatness happens when you least expect it. ♥
    nmf

  8. societyisprison societyisprison
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 7:54pm UTC
    Have you ever read something,
    that killed you inside? Like a text message or someone's status. Everything was going fine until you accidentally came acrosssomething you didn't want to read. Or found out something youwere better off not knowing. It's almost as if it was posted just to purposely hurt you. But you constanty read it over and over againto torture yourself. It sucks how one little thing can ruin your whole day.

  9. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2012 7:10pm UTC
    Celebrity: I'm depressed and I cut.
    Society: Oh My God, you're such an inspiration!!!! We love you so much.
    Normal Teenager: I'm depressed and I cut.
    Society: F-ck off you attention seeking wh-re. Get over yourself, b-tch.

  10. XxComeAtMeBroxX XxComeAtMeBroxX
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 10:33am UTC
    Like for,
    Stupid Law Quotes?
    (:

  11. XxComeAtMeBroxX XxComeAtMeBroxX
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 10:44am UTC
    Stupid Laws #1
    In Alabama; Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.

  12. XxComeAtMeBroxX XxComeAtMeBroxX
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 10:48am UTC
    Stupid Laws #2
    In Minnesota; Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head.

  13. XxComeAtMeBroxX XxComeAtMeBroxX
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 10:50am UTC
    Stupid Laws #3
    In Virginia; It is illegal to tickle women.

  14. XxComeAtMeBroxX XxComeAtMeBroxX
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 10:54am UTC
    Stupid Laws #4
    In Virginia; No one may wash a mule on the sidewalk.

  15. XxComeAtMeBroxX XxComeAtMeBroxX
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 10:59am UTC
    Stupid Laws #5
    In New York; During a concert, it is illegal to eat peanuts and walk backwards on the sidewalks.

  16. XxComeAtMeBroxX XxComeAtMeBroxX
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 11:04am UTC
    Stupid Laws #6
    In California; Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.

  17. XxComeAtMeBroxX XxComeAtMeBroxX
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 11:05am UTC
    Stupid Laws #7
    In California; Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.

  18. XxComeAtMeBroxX XxComeAtMeBroxX
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2012 11:10am UTC
    Stupid Laws #8
    In Colorado; It is illegal to permit ones llama to graze on city property.

  19. XxComeAtMeBroxX XxComeAtMeBroxX
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2012 5:08pm UTC
    Stupid Laws #9
    In Wisconson; It is illeagle to kiss on a train.

  20. XxComeAtMeBroxX XxComeAtMeBroxX
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 3:43pm UTC
    Stupid Laws #10
    In Pennsylvainia; It it illegal to sleep on top of a refrigerator outdoors.

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