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thatgirlemmak · 1 decade ago
whatttt? reallyyyy?
didnt that show get low ratings last year? hah.
i thought it wouldnt be back on.
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thatgirlemmak · 1 decade ago
im seriosuly fine tho.
theres nothing wrong.
and i know youre still Kayla.
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sensati0n · 1 decade ago
you're still my freaking best friend c: ♥
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d1saster · 1 decade ago
of course i remember you, kayla c:
how are you?
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mustaches_ · 1 decade ago
THAT'S OKAY, AS LONG AS YOU'RE BACK ♥ Ahh, I missed you! c: ♥
How's life been? :D
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awkturtle_ · 1 decade ago
It's all the dreams that never came true, because you're too damn scared to try♥
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mustaches_ · 1 decade ago
I love you more than a fat kid loves cake ♥ c:
^ that's alot. Like, alot alot alot.
Or, we could go with..
I love you x infinity & beyond :D ♥
^Now that's even more.
COMBINE THEM TOGETHER.....
Fat kids loving cake x infinity & beyond ♥
NOW THAT'S A WHOLE LOT. :3 ♥
but words can't describe my love for you :')
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mustaches_ · 1 decade ago
I love you. Like, alot. I love your long comments, and I don't know what the I'd do without you. Seriooously. You're my witty best friend. NO, SCRATCH THAT, you're my sister. I love you lots and lots Kayla ♥ :3
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thatgirlemmak · 1 decade ago
OH MY GOD. KAYLA. v
Slogans Promoting National Condom Week
1. Cover your stump before you hump
2. Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3. Don't be silly, protect your willy
4. When in doubt, shroud your spout
5. Don't be a loner, cover your
6. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong
7. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it
8. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey
9. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize
10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
11. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick
12. If you go into heat, package your meat
13. While you're undressing venus, dress up your
14. When you take off her pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse
15. Especially in December, gift wrap your member
16. Never, never deck her with an unwrapped
17. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool
18. The right selection will protect your erection
19. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil
20. A crank with armor will never harm her
21. No glove, no love!
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lifeisabeach · 1 decade ago
omg, i love you so much, turtle nugget ♥ yep, turtle nugget. my three obsessions:
you
turtles
and chicken nuggets
omg, and my brother came in and you were like "who was that?" and i was like "my brother -__-" lol! skype was so fun! and you know how im like horrible with technology? well guess what! my freaking webcam broke. it says "webcam cannot be detected" like come on! but i'll get it fixed, lol! and my justin bieber poster!!! his mustache fell off and i cant find it :( its probably on my messy flooooor! aahahaha. and then you broke the bible "is it illegal?" hahaha. omg, youre so funny! and guess what again! i'm completely over ben! thats right, i'm over him. he can have her! i'm starting freshhhh this year(; i'm boy shopping now! hahahaha! and omg, harry styles is so cute! i'll have louis babies because louis is a god. hahaha! but we should deff skype as soon as i fix my webcam! or if you can wait until my birthday, i think i'm getting the ipod! i'll have that webcam swag(; lol ♥ we're so cute, i love you so much! hahaha. byee turtle nugget :* muahhhh! i love you(:
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thatgirlemmak · 1 decade ago
OH MY GOD.
I REMEMBER ALLLL OF THAT. ♥
we've been through so much together.
we're cute.
we're best friends.
are jealous.
they suck big ones ;D
and we dont.
well. i do ;)
lololol jk.
maybe.
THATS TOO MUCH INFO FOR YOU.
well. i guess if you really wanted to know i would tell you but.
i dont think hed approve lmaooo.
WHICH.
you would never ask anyways.
and those gifs cracked me up.
and this is what Gabriel looked like when you were talking to him:
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx0945JZsU1qjuhblo1_500.gif
^ confuzzled. ftw.
http://blog.timesunion.com/kristi/files/2011/02/Car-hit.jpg
^ what i would like to do to him sometimes.
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljz42ek8EN1qj1m2fo1_500.gif
^ the night i stayed with tyler.
WE.
HAVE.
SO,
MANY.
MEMORIES.
like
CHUNKY DUNKIN.
AND
WRAP YOUR STUMP BEFORE YOU HUMP. ;D
lolol.
and we'll continue to make more and more memories.
cause i la la la la love my
KAWABOO. < 33333
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thatgirlemmak · 1 decade ago
jiljfgklsjagkljgklfjgklfj.
HOLY MOTHER .
KAYLA I MISSED YOU SO GOD DAMN MUCH.
DONT YOU EVER DO THAT TO ME AGAIN.
I WAS SCARED ):
im amazing! my christmas was amazing!
how about you? and your christmas?! :) ♥
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mustaches_ · 1 decade ago
I think you're one of my only friends that can understand my weirdness &hearts;


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mustaches_ · 1 decade ago
LOL I LOVE YOU. :D

No, not walk walk walk. It's *waddle waddle waddle* because of that gigantic head of hers holding her down. THEN FALL. LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. The conversations we have, I swearr. &hearts;
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mustaches_ · 1 decade ago
IF YOU'RE STUPID, THEN I'M STUPID &hearts; :)
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thatgirlemmak · 1 decade ago
You make mine too. ♥
I LOVE YOU MY KAYWABOO< 3333333
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lifeisabeach · 1 decade ago
the people in your school obviously have something wrong with them. To miss out on such an amazing girl like you! i will personally come to your school and slap every single person there. You are one of the best things in my life right now♥ its unbelieveable to hear that others are missing out on such an amazing girl !
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lifeisabeach · 1 decade ago
Kayla, dont you dare say you are low on everyone's list! because you are number 1 on mine. i hate seeing you this way! People hate you? its their loss, they are missing out on the best girl on the planet, and she happens to be my best friend. wait....you arent my best friend. YOURE MY SISTER! im here for you 110% anything you need. Dont you ever change! Youre perfect the way you are, and im not lying. I basically hate everyone. I know its mean but its true. Its hard for me to get along with just anyone....and you and i got along right away! The guy you like? He is dumb for not going for you. You are beautiful, kind, hilarious, gorgeous, loveable, smart, amazing, and perfect. Not funny? Do you know how many times you made me cry because i laughed at your comments? so many times, bacsically everytime you comment there is a smile on my face! i love you so much kayla, dont you dare think poorly of yourself. Youre absolutely amazing and deserve to smile. I love you sooo much and im always here for you no matter what!
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itsalyssa_rawr · 1 decade ago
Stop.
You don't have to care about anybody else.
It's up to you.
If you really are seriously hurting, forget about everybody else.
Focus on how you can get in a better relationship with your friend.
You aren't be selfish.
Or rude.
You need to think of yourself once in a while.
You're always there for everybody.
And you're there for me to.
So now I'm returning the favor.
I'm going to try to help you get through this.
And I'm going to try my hardest.

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lifeisabeach · 1 decade ago
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! YOU ARE THE CUTEST GIRL IN THE WHOLE WORLD AND YOU ARE BASICALLY MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFEEE! I CANT WAIT UNTIL WE ARE GONNA SKYPE BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE CUTEST VOICE EVERRRR! I LOOOOOVE YOU!
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