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Spencer Grace✨*
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September 20, 2011 6:19pm UTC

"You just elbowd my boob"
"You just boobed my elbow.."

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frazergirl
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September 16, 2011 3:23pm UTC

THAT MOMENT OF PURE JOY WHEN YOU OPEN THE FRIDGE AND SOMEONE'S BEEN SHOPPING... ♥

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
September 30, 2011 4:28pm UTC

When you are lazy
To pick up something
So, you just use your feet as your hand.

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BEACHYLOVE
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September 29, 2011 8:18pm UTC

Your Parents:
“Honey, you’re pretty, smart, and any guy
would be lucky to date you.”
People on Witty:
“Oh my gosh, I just clicked on your profile,
and you’re soooo pretty.”
People in Real life:
“lol b*tch, what’s wrong with your face.”

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Jessica Marie. *
posted a quote
September 30, 2011 4:09pm UTC

i ALMOST went to jail
today , OH DEAR..
Monopoly gets so intense.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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xXiRaWrUXx
posted a quote
September 17, 2011 9:19am UTC

---------♥---------Your just like drawing scars. And leaving hopes to bleed---------♥---------

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sparkly_rain_bows321
posted a quote
September 17, 2011 10:47am UTC

"You're so pretty!"
Hell yeah I am. Clearly that's why I've been single for this long.

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Imfallingforyaabby
posted a quote
September 2, 2011 3:32pm UTC

I hate when people
See me at the super market & they are like;
"hey what are you doing here"?
& im just like;
"Oh you know hunting elephants"

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justachancenotalifetime
posted a quote
August 31, 2011 10:29am UTC

My whole summer
was w.t.f
witty, tumblr, & facebook. ;)
nmf.

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speaknow22
posted a quote
August 30, 2011 6:45pm UTC

Got a secret
Can you keep it?
Swear this one you'll save
Better lock it, in your pocket
Taking this one to the grave
If i show then i know you won't
tell what I said
Cause two can't keep a secret if one of them is
DEAD.
Pretty Little Liars!
nmf

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Yougotstalovebieber
posted a quote
August 31, 2011 12:35am UTC

I gazed up at the stars that were shining as bright as our love. People think that love is for hopeless romantics. You know, those people who watch the Notebook repeatedly, memorizing quotes… “If you’re a bird, I’m a bird.” That sort of thing. But I was one of the lucky ones; I knew I loved her from day one. I knew by the feeling I got around her, the way I looked into her beautiful eyes… The way I woke up smiling when I knew I’d see her that day. The butterflies that cascaded through my stomach, sending shivers down my back. I can’t explain how much I love her, yet she knows. Love is like a rubik’s cube… One minute you have it and the next minute you don’t. It’s like a seashell washed up on shore; you don’t know how long it’ll be there but you know it’ll always come back. If your love is where I’m falling, then please don’t catch me.

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xomandyx34708
posted a quote
August 31, 2011 1:00am UTC

Can you imagine, what would happen, if we could have any dream<3

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WannaStickOut
posted a quote
August 30, 2011 7:01pm UTC

"If someone were to harm my family, a friend or a loved one,,, i'd eat them. i might end up in jail for 500 years but... I'd eat them." Johnny Depp
nmf

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brienne
posted a quote
August 30, 2011 9:16pm UTC

Kissing a smoker
is like licking an ash tray.
But if the smoker's hot, I don't care (:

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Leatherandlace
posted a quote
August 31, 2011 2:42am UTC

Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas..

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natasharmstrong
posted a quote
August 30, 2011 7:45pm UTC

" all my life, you have told me that the world is a dark, cruel place. But now i see that the only thing dark and cruel about it is people like you. "
- quasimodo; hunchback of notre dame

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kittencore
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August 28, 2011 6:31pm UTC

HE CHEATED, but i'm still with him just because when he told me, he was crying harder than I was... nmf

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heyyitslyssa
posted a quote
August 28, 2011 8:58pm UTC

You've made the slip......now take the fall

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