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Raxin · 7 years ago
I looked but didn't submit the form. Some of the questions don't give you enough information to answer but are still required. BTW, "Male" and "Female" are sexes, not genders. "Masculine" and "Feminine" are genders.
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spaece · 9 years ago
the top quote of the ever has 21,420 likes lol
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waschkamacallit · 9 years ago
that, my dear, is cannibalism.
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waschkamacallit · 9 years ago
does this person's smile like literally produce it's own light…?
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waschkamacallit · 9 years ago
if someones head is empty that implies that they have no brain. so they'd be dead. like the violets.
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waschkamacallit · 9 years ago
um you spelled beautiful wrong…you gotta do better if u want that IB diploma.
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waschkamacallit · 9 years ago
but like….you had a quote that supported ban the r word day….
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waschkamacallit · 9 years ago
i think i've upgraded to being able to purchase a snickers bar.
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waschkamacallit · 9 years ago
the turtle is poisonous
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waschkamacallit · 9 years ago
technically you wouldn't be bringing it back if you never had it in the first place.
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waschkamacallit · 9 years ago
what if it's a cockroach. and they fell into a pit of radioactive waste so that's why it glows. that's not cool. that's gross and terrifying.
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waschkamacallit · 9 years ago
no I have that white one over there by the window.
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waschkamacallit · 9 years ago
so is he like not born yet? are you gonna date someone 16 years younger than you? cause if you're planning on someone around your age, they technically live in the present too.
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waschkamacallit · 9 years ago
or like first aid kid somewhere. or if your heart is legitimately like having problems you should probably go to the hospital and they can fix it for you.
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waschkamacallit · 9 years ago
my mirror would have a lot of nudes tbh.
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waschkamacallit · 9 years ago
LABEL:
SHRUB 56
CLR: GREEN
TYPE: G
SIDE: RIGHT
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waschkamacallit · 9 years ago
am I the ugly barnacle?
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waschkamacallit · 9 years ago
*at trinity high school* nothing says party like alcohol, drugs, and half naked chicks.
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waschkamacallit · 9 years ago
or you just don't wanna put up with their bullish-t anymore.
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waschkamacallit · 9 years ago
technically in one way or another they aren't like most guys. there's at least like one tiny thing that separates them. so they're not TOTALLY lying.
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