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  1. Lil_Mizz_Cherry Lil_Mizz_Cherry
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2010 6:17am UTC
    I wanna know who is single and who is taken on Witty;
    If your a single pringle : Comment.
    If your a taken bacon : Comment.
    If you wish you could watch a flying pig juggling ; Favorite.

  2. Lil_Mizz_Cherry Lil_Mizz_Cherry
    posted a quote
    December 31, 2010 6:26am UTC
    Don't you just HATE it when your lips get DRY!
    If you just licked your lips - Favorite.

  3. Quinn_Fabray Quinn_Fabray
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2010 11:13am UTC
    ohmigosh!
    if I get a
    billion faves
    ill like so totally ask this guy out.
    LOL JK.
    i would never to that I'm just a favorite hunter.

  4. animalove01 animalove01
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2010 3:55pm UTC
    When people here a noise then say
    "Helloo?"
    Do they think if theres someone there they'll reply
    "Oh hey, yeah hows it goin?"

  5. xdanielle3 xdanielle3
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2010 5:42pm UTC
    I'm sorry,
    ____________________
    I DIDN'T REALIZE
    facebook has migrated to wittyprofiles.
    || Seriously, make your own quotes. ||
    (i'm sick of seeing facebook groups on witty.)
    not my format.

  6. SmallFry SmallFry
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2010 11:29am UTC
    How to avoid a speeding ticket
    *cop pulls you over*
    Cop: Can i see your liscense
    You: I dont have one
    Cop: Right, can i see the proof of ownership of this car?
    You: Its not my car.
    Cop: Well where is the owner?
    You: I killed him he is in the trunk.
    *Cop takes out walkie talkie and call over the commisoner*
    Commisoner: Is everything all right sir?
    You: Fine thank you.
    Commisoner: This officer tells me you stole this car, you killed the owner, and you dont have a liscense. Is this true?
    You: No. Heres my liscense and proof of ownership.
    *Show him Liscense and proof of ownership*
    You: and as you can see
    *open trunk*
    You: Theres no one in the trunk.
    *Commisoner looks confused*
    You: I bet he also told you i was speeding.
    And thats how you avoid a speeding ticket.

  7. SmallFry SmallFry
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2010 11:33am UTC
    A couple get a divorce and are negotiating the custody of there children.
    The wife is thoroughly convincing the judge that the children should go to her, because she carried them for 9 months.
    The judge is just about to make up his mind when the husband states,
    "Your Honor... if you put a dollar into a coke machine and a coke pops out, does that coke belong to you or the machine?"

  8. SmallFry SmallFry
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2010 4:22pm UTC
    Well i was gonna favorite it.....
    until you said
    fav?

  9. blonde27 blonde27
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2010 4:14pm UTC
    Finding Nemo
    Marlin: I promised I'd never let anything happen to him.
    Dory: Hmm. That's a funny thing to promise.
    Marlin: What?
    Dory: Well, you can't never let anything happen to him. Then nothing would ever happen to him. Not much fun for little Harpo
    [ ♥ ] [ ♥ ] [ ♥ ] [ ♥ ]


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. conniechristina conniechristina
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2010 9:24am UTC
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  12. runaway_from_reality runaway_from_reality
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2010 11:55am UTC
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  13. runaway_from_reality runaway_from_reality
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2010 9:26pm UTC
    & if only guys would
    love you for your personality not for your body <//3

  14. runaway_from_reality runaway_from_reality
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2010 7:39pm UTC
    you might not know this,
    but there is probably a guy who looks at you,
    & says to himself "she's gorgeous & has
    an amazing personality" & wants
    to talk to you but is afraid that you'll think he
    is weird or something. so before you think
    no guy will ever like you, just remember
    there might be a guy in your school or
    anywhere who secretly loves you ♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. beautifulbreakdown_x beautifulbreakdown_x
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2010 4:02am UTC
    All she wanted was that boy.
    He loved that girl with all his heart,
    but age is a powerful thing.
    He knew they'd have to split apart
    H e c am e t o h e r & & t h e n h e s a i d ;
    --> they simply weren't meant to be. <--
    She cried herself to sleep that night.
    t h e s a d d e s t p a r t i s
    ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ s o ♦ d i d ♦ h e ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦ ♦
    - not mine. :)

  17. EssRox EssRox
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2010 2:46am UTC
    everyone wants
    h a p p i n e s s, ♥
    no one wants
    p . a . i . n
    but you can't
    have a rainbow
    w i t h o u t a
    little bit ♥
    of rain.

  18. kiarraaa kiarraaa
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2010 6:50am UTC
    There's a friend for everyone...
    My name is Amber and I’m 17 years old. Back when I was about 11 years old I went to a Bible camp. I was at the awkward stage of feeling ugly and I was pretty much an outcast. No one wanted anything to do with me, I didn’t know ANYONE. Every night Id fall asleep crying…”This is supposed to be my fun summer and I have no one to share it with. I wanna go home.” Well, the next night I stayed up and said “ God, You brought me to this camp for a reason, I have no friends, no one to help me through this, please send me someone. The next day as usual I went swimming then went to go sit on some swings. About 5 minutes later this girl came up, looked at me and sat down beside me. “ Are you Amber?” she said…”Yes I am” I replied. She just kept looking at me and then asked if I wanted to go paint in the church for a while. We hung out everyday after that and would sit on the cabin stairs at night talking about God. I finally mustered up the courage to ask “ How did you know my name a few days ago? No one knows me here”.
    She looked at me and it seemed she was about to cry. “ I saw you and, God told me that you were alone and needed to be helped, he said your name was Amber”. I was completely baffled.
    So, anyway the day came to say goodbye and I frantically ran around trying to find “ Sammy” to show her off to my mum and say “ look I made a friend and shes wonderful!!” But she was nowhere to be seen.
    So I asked my camp advisor Christy where Sammy had gone. “ Sammy?” She says…”Yeah, my friend, the girl with the brown hair that I used to play with”. She looked at me and my parents for a few seconds before
    Taking me by the hand to the big oak tree. She whispered “ Amber, I don’t want you to be confused but, Sammy………. ….Sammy stopped coming to Sagitawa a while ago. “Why ?” I asked. “Sammy was in a car crash 4 years ago, she isn’t alive anymore”
    I was too young to really understand what was going on, but from then one I honestly believed God had sent me a friend from Heaven.
    --NOT mine but it was based on a true story. <:

  19. Doll_Face Doll_Face
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2010 7:11am UTC
    Perfection,
    Only Found In Barbies.

  20. electrified electrified
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2010 7:30am UTC
    She lives her life like it's a party,
    AND ♥ SHE'S ♥ ON ♥ THE ♥ LIST.
    She looks like me like I'm a trend,
    and she's so over it.
    I think her ever present frown is a little troubling,
    & SHE THINKS I'M PSYCHO
    cause I like to rhyme her name with things.

:)

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