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atddancer12
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November 2, 2011 3:49pm UTC

Do you think if I Click my combat boots together 3 times and say "There's no place like home" I'll end up in home again?
Fave this for all the loved ones fighting for our country♥
nmf

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fallforyou22
posted a quote
October 17, 2011 9:50pm UTC

Everyone says
that Lil Wayne was sent from God to teach people real rap.
Eminem hears this and says "I don't remember sending anyone.."
nmf

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kenziegurrl
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October 15, 2011 3:46pm UTC

Mario:
is there a problem officer?
Cop:
quite a few actually, first off you're speeding.
Mario:
well yeah i have to win this race.
Cop:
illegal street racing on the wrong side of the road?
Mario:
well when you put it like that..
Cop:
and littering that banana you threw back there caused an accident.
Mario:
yeah about that..wario was all up in my sh●t so i had to do something.
Cop:
did you have any drugs before you started driving sir?
Mario:
nah man. but i just got a couple mushrooms.
Cop:
step out of the car please.
Mario:
fine but this is gonna kill my chance at the star cup. you're practically handing it to donkey kong.
Cop:
donkey kong.?
Mario:
the gorilla..
Cop:
step. out. of. the. car.

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bridgiexbabes
posted a quote
October 12, 2011 9:22pm UTC

so, today during lunch, this girl found out
her boyfriend had been cheating on her...
she brought all his clothes
& things that he left at her house
& as soon as he sat down at his table,
she stood behind him & gave him one kiss.
she took his milk,
& he thought nothing of it.
then she poured it on his head
& threw all his stuff at him.
& THAT is how a real breakup is done.
everyone was clapping for her

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GrabSomeoneSexyTellEmHey
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October 15, 2011 9:53am UTC

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hannahbanana1388
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October 14, 2011 9:31pm UTC

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Jesslooovesyou97
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October 14, 2011 10:47pm UTC

Last Friday Night
On witty
This Friday Night
Do it all again!
-nmf

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AlNicholas
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October 15, 2011 8:56am UTC

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count_ON_me_123
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October 14, 2011 9:04pm UTC

allcredittocaptivated
Painting your nails
One hand is PERFECT while the
other looks like SH*T.

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Elenlovesu
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October 14, 2011 10:34pm UTC

"I'm sorry" and "my bad" mean the same thing... Unless you're at a funeral.
Credit: FaveFormats

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tylerr
posted a quote
October 15, 2011 2:56am UTC

Take mentos and freeze.them into icecubes. Then give your friend a diet coke and put the icecubes with mentos into their drink. After five minutes, their drink will randomly explode.You're welcome.c:

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idance
posted a quote
October 14, 2011 9:15pm UTC

when I die I'll go to
heaven because i've spent my time in hell.

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idance
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October 14, 2011 9:12pm UTC

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idance
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October 14, 2011 9:09pm UTC

Jake
Hi, this is Jake's mom.. I wanted to let all of you know that he is no longer allowed on facebook due to the choices he made today. He posted on facebook personal information about someone, that regardless if it was true or not, it was rude. Because he chose to try and make her mad by spreading personal information, I thought he should know how it feels when the tables are turned.
He wet the bed until he was 8.
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ohlovequotes
posted a quote
July 30, 2011 2:01am UTC

WITTY GIRLS PLEASE READ
Yesterday I found out
that one of my friends
is really bad in the hospital.
She has a stroke and is in coma,
her lungs are full of water
and has a great brain damage.
There is no hope.
Please if you believe in God
and in miracles
show her some support
by clicking the ♥ .
We need prayers!
She is only 13 years old.
#PrayForAle #StayStrong
♥♥

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Mikay30
posted a quote
July 28, 2011 11:42pm UTC

On the first day of kindergarten,
They gave us a picture of an apple and two oranges;
we were told to pick out the one that didn't belong.
the first thing we were ever taught
we were taught that different is w r o n g.
nmq

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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leavingthelove
posted a quote
July 22, 2011 10:11pm UTC

Love and hate are both very strong words.
And right now, I don't know which one I'm feeling about you.
It's like an 'I hate you for making me love you' type of feeling.

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iisjamiejoo
posted a quote
July 22, 2011 8:14pm UTC

SHE is fine, perfectly fine.
HE is breaking down, wanting her.
Boys don't always break the hearts u know.

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PAiGExo14
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July 22, 2011 8:40pm UTC

You can tell a lot about a girl
by just looking at her favorites on witty ♥

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