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  1. Christina* Christina*
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 9:42pm UTC
    The Wittians
    Pre-face
    The alarms were pounding, and my sleepy heart begun shaking. It was time for the elections. One of us would go home. Though I wasn’t elected, it was still a heartbreaking experience. Whoever went home would no longer return. They wouldn’t even have the memories to hold on to. They would no longer be known as the Wittians; they would be known as the outsiders; people, who could not be trusted. That thought deeply frightened every single citizen. None of us wanted to go back to the real world. After all, who would want to leave the land of peace and purple kittens? That’s right no one, but, the elections were essential. It was the word of Steve our Wiseman and the Counselors. There was no arguing with Steve and the Counselors. No one could even use the excuse that they didn’t know. The word of Steve was pretty much tatted on our brains. Everybody knew the rules. There were no exceptions.
    “Students and Citizens please attend to the purple auditorium; it’s time for the elections.” It was Jennifer’s voice. She was one of the counselors of the Comedic Section. I remember back in 2013 when Mrs. Lawrence had been elected. It wasn’t difficult to take her out of the real world. She was just like us; she loved kittens and hated people. In fact, a lot of celebrities were taken out of the real world. Chuck Norris, Will Smith, Adam Sandler, Kate Upton, and Michael Jackson. That’s right; apparently Mr. Jackson had never died. All he did was move to Wittious, the land of the Wittians. He was the dance and music teacher. Steve our Wiseman had offered him a spot on the counselor committee. But, Mr. Jackson had refused saying that he didn’t want to be higher than his students. He was my favorite teacher. I loved his class the best and I wasn’t the only one.
    “Student’s and Citizens disregard the last notice, and stay in your rooms there seems to be a—“ The announcement was cut off. This had never happened before. My roommates Adriana and Erin looked at me in shock.
    “Don’t worry I’m sure it was just a glitch....." I hopped it was just a glitch this had never happened before.
    Guys thank you so much for your support. I got a lot of names on that other list. But, I want everyone to know that unless you provided/provide me with a personal bio I will write your character according to my imagination. So again thank you, and if there is anything you want me to include then please let me know either down here or on my page :)

  2. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2013 10:41pm UTC
    With Steve gone, I feel as though Witty is going to turn into an online version of Lord of the Flies.

  3. doublesidedice doublesidedice
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 1:08pm UTC
    Don't bring me into this. It's not my problem.
    Don't lie about me. The only thing I'm guilty of is listening to everybody.
    Don't make up proof. No one messes with me when I have done nothing wrong.

  4. doublesidedice doublesidedice
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 1:12pm UTC
    Stay for just one day.
    Make me feel loved. Special. Funny. Just for one day. Make it fun. Make it last. Make it all worth the fall. Just for one day. Hold me close. Kiss me. Just whisper sweet nothings into my ear. Just for one more night. Just one day. One night. Make me feel beautiful.
    I promise to do the same.

  5. doublesidedice doublesidedice
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 1:39pm UTC
    Listening to The Script on loop :)

  6. doublesidedice doublesidedice
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 1:26pm UTC
    Long Distance by Bruno Mars

  7. doublesidedice doublesidedice
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 1:29pm UTC
    Yesterday, I realized that my mom actually does care if I'm out walking for 3 hours on the phone. I came back after being stressed out just to be yelled at for being out for too long.

  8. IEatPieAllDayandNight IEatPieAllDayandNight
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 2:52pm UTC
    "i don't mean to be offensive or anything but-"
    HOW ABOUT NO.

  9. IEatPieAllDayandNight IEatPieAllDayandNight
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 3:17pm UTC
    Its quite sad
    how easily I get attached to people.
    I need guidance,
    and affection.
    I need love,
    and passion.
    I seek this,
    I desire this;
    like a child's sweet tooth
    craves chocolate.
    (MS)

  10. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 3:52pm UTC
    Singing blues has been getting old.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 5:26pm UTC
    Hall of Fame: ♫ and you'll burn with the brightest flame, and the world's gonna know your name ♫
    Dad: Right well it's time to pick up our daughter Krista from dance class now
    Mom: who

  14. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 5:27pm UTC
    YOU GIVE ME AN
    awful lot of
    butterflies for
    someone who's
    SUPPOSED TO BE JUST
    a friend.

  15. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 5:29pm UTC
    Me: I end my sentences with x's ironically
    Me: I say yolo ironically
    Me: I sing Justin Bieber lyrics ironically
    Me: I wear clothes ironically
    Me: I breathe ironically

  16. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 7:03pm UTC
    It was three in the morning
    when I found you on the
    bathroom floor, curled into
    yourself, sobbing silently.
    I rushed towards you,
    pulling you into my arms,
    grasping tightly, scared that
    if I let go, you would float away.
    Your blood stained hands clutched
    onto my shirt tightly, burying your
    head into my chest; I’m sorry, you
    whispered over and over again.
    I kissed your forehead, rocking you
    back and forth gently, rubbing your
    back soothingly. I bit my lip, holding
    back the sobs that were threatening
    to overtake me. It’s okay, I whispered
    softly; running my fingers
    through your hair.
    We both knew I couldn‘t
    be your savior; no matter
    how much I wanted to;
    there were just some
    demons that you needed
    to fight alone.
    But, no matter what,
    I will always be with you,
    holding you through the
    nights that are so cruel
    to you; when the demons
    win, and it’s just too much
    for you to take.
    I will always be there.
    (DS)

  17. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 7:11pm UTC
    ❝When writers die they become books, which is, after all, not too bad an incarnation.

  18. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 7:21pm UTC
    ❝I've been needing, more than anything, to talk to somebody, to spill out the tight, jealous, envious, apprehensive neurotic tensions in me.

  19. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 7:23pm UTC
    ❝Over time, loneliness gets inside you and doesn’t go away.

  20. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 7:25pm UTC
    teacher: describe yourself using only 10 words
    me:"hey you're pretty but can i have your friend's number?"

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