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  1. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 6:51pm UTC
    HAHAHAH YOU FELL!!
    oh s h i t, you're crying

  2. alferwoman alferwoman
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 10:49am UTC
    (i ♥boobies!)
    A boy in my school got in trouble for wearing ^^^^ that bracelet
    and a shirt that said
    "Big or Small, Let's Save them all."
    in support of a family friend who had breast cancer.
    The school took it to offense and gave him detentions.
    He had no intention of being "peverted" or funny
    Fave is this is wrong.

  3. wittywriter4ever wittywriter4ever
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2011 2:19pm UTC
    UnNormal
    Introduction
    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    "Chloe, We're moving in two weeks to New York City!" Mom announced happily.
    OKAY WHAT THE f**k MOM? I silently thought in my head.
    I knew it, no one will accept me for who I am. Me? I have powers. Super powers. I can fly, I can run over 350mph and I can turn invisible. Sounds fun right? Yeah, NO. Only my bestest friend in the world knows. Ian Brown.
    "MOM! NO ONE WILL ACCEPT ME. NO ONE WILL LIKE ME!" I yelled.
    Moms smile turned into a frown.
    "CHOLE ELIZABETH SWEENY. YOU ARE TO NEVER SAY THAT AGAIN!" Mom screamed.
    "I DONT GIVE A f**k ANYMORE MOM! THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING AND I REFUSE TO GO!"
    "I do not tolerate this language young lady and you are coming with me to New york. NOW."
    I ate one last bite and ran out of the kitchen. Slamming my bedroom door behind me.
    This could'nt be happening.
    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Author's Note
    Hope you like it? Feedback would be amazing!

  4. starbucksaddict starbucksaddict
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2011 1:13pm UTC
    Does anyone listen to their
    music & imagine an epic
    story to go with it with
    yourself as the main
    character?
    or is it just me?
    (:

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