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  1. Dontgiveup1221 Dontgiveup1221
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2011 7:37pm UTC
    those songs...
    that make you dance like a stripper(;

  2. hellobaby hellobaby
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2011 8:31pm UTC
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  3. musicluvart4ever musicluvart4ever
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2011 8:55pm UTC
    I'm not a freaking
    G A T O R A D E B O T T L E
    So stop
    labeling me

    nmf

  4. JasmiineLee1 JasmiineLee1
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2011 10:55pm UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. pizza* pizza*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2011 12:33am UTC
    annoying problems #19:
    spend an hour waiting for a reply. realize your text never sent.

  7. xxxanniexxx15 xxxanniexxx15
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2011 9:02pm UTC
    could you just stay with me a little bit longer?
    its just because every single second i spend with you, i can feel myself becoming alive again. ♥i s

  8. idance idance
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2011 10:00pm UTC
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  9. idance idance
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2011 10:18pm UTC
    psy chol ogic al fact #51
    the human mind can maintain social relationships with up to 150 people.
    format credit; jayciecutie01

  10. idance idance
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2011 10:23pm UTC
    psy chol ogic al fact #52
    most dreams last five to twenty minutes.
    format credit; jayciecutie01

  11. FreakyiiZ FreakyiiZ
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2011 11:09pm UTC
    "Hey are you free tomorrow?"
    "No, Im expensive"

  12. dancing3chick dancing3chick
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2011 11:26am UTC
    i want to be
    the girl you're falling for.... ♥
    when everyone else is falling for you

  13. idance idance
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2011 12:08pm UTC
    psy chol ogic al fact #55
    during your lifetime you'll eat 60,000 pounds of food. that's the weight of six elephants.
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  14. softballgurl10 softballgurl10
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2011 9:34pm UTC
    Every girl wants five things;
    1. A good period month.
    2. Good hair.
    3. Good body.
    4. School to be done with.
    5. And a guy that treats her like a lady.

  15. imasucker4lions imasucker4lions
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2011 9:41pm UTC
    there's a little bit of
    w h o r e
    in every girl,
    when it comes to that one guy

  16. MusicIsLifexoxo MusicIsLifexoxo
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2011 2:19pm UTC
    Favorite This Quote If ;;
    -You have spent countless hours straightening your hair.
    -You have stayed up way past your bedtime just to text someone.
    -You have ever done absolutely nothing for an entire day.
    -You have ever typed the lyrics to a song into Google to find out the name.
    -You have ever said "that's what she said" even though you're a she.
    -You have announced you have to go pee when you're around people.
    -You have ever been so hyper that people thought you were high.
    -You wish life had an "undo" button for all the mistakes you make.
    -You always have to have at least one blanket covering you when you sleep.
    -No matter what, you'll wake up with either one or both of your socks off.
    -There are some movies that you can quote at anytime of day.
    -You have ever "accidentally" injured someone in a sport.
    -You blast music when you're home alone, or just to tune the whole world out.
    -Once you know you have to get up and get the food, you're not hungry.
    -You have ever tripped up the stairs.
    -You have ever seen someone and didn't know what gender they were.
    -You have a special someone on your mind right now.
    spacing messed uppp =/
    click the <3 of any of this applies to youuu!

  17. idance idance
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2011 2:22pm UTC
    psy chol ogic al fact #66
    coca-cola translated to chinese means "to make mouth happy."
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 1:16pm UTC
    “The greatest pleasure I know is to do a good action by stealth and have it found out by accident.” — Charles Lamb

  20. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2011 9:32pm UTC
    If you want to succeed, double your failure rate - Thomas J. Watson

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