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PlanetCoolKids
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September 3, 2011 2:10pm UTC

Today, I found an M&M
in a bag of skittles.
I believe it was spying on the enemy.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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fatassmuffin
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October 21, 2011 3:30pm UTC

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soccerloverx03x
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January 7, 2012 4:03pm UTC

Cop: When is your birthday?
Me: April 20th
Cop: What year?
Me: Every year.
Cop: Well played.....
lol fav if you get it:)

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Iwishyouweremine
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July 16, 2011 6:21pm UTC

I told my bestfriend, "At my funeral, it's your job to dramatically throw yourself on to my casket and yell "WWHHHHHHYYY!!!?
she agreed. (:
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gobgoerrsarah
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April 24, 2011 8:50pm UTC

DAYUM HES HOT.
dude.
we just made some pretty intense eye contact.
yeah.
we're getting married.

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amazing23
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September 1, 2011 11:34pm UTC

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TEXTFAILS
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August 14, 2011 2:44pm UTC

Does anyone else
GET SCARED WHEN A TEXT READS
"Can I ask you a question?"

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GlamourGirl
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October 26, 2011 7:19pm UTC

If he only wants your
breasts,legs,and thighs
send him to KFC

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emma21
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December 2, 2011 4:15pm UTC

did you know you can bite off yourfinger
as easily as you bite a carrot?
but your brain is like
"no! don't eat your finger!"
and that's why you can't.

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rockandrolllamb
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October 10, 2010 10:06pm UTC

Did you know?
When you snap your fingers,
the sound is created from your
middle finger hitting your palm
– not your thumb rubbing against your index finger.
>> fave. if you just snapped your fingers :) <<
fave if you just snapped your fing

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ILoveToSmile
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September 10, 2011 1:12pm UTC

.___________.
It's a whale
.....How do you have friends
._______.
Baby whale

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wanesa
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February 26, 2011 4:54pm UTC

today,
my friends took my phone and changed all the contact's names to characters from
Harry Potter.
I have over a hundred contacts and have no idea who I'm talking to. I've been texting Draco Malfoy for 4 hours now.
FML.
format: mumblebumble

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Echo_741
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January 29, 2011 11:39am UTC

I'm taking → a survey.
If you support gay marriage; comment.
If you are against gay marriage; comment.
If you want to see a panda on a unicycle juggling pineapples; FAVE.

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KatyMalfoy
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July 9, 2011 11:42pm UTC

for a very short period of
time, you were the
youngest person in the
world.
mind = blown.
omgthatssotrue.tumblr.com

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xashleyx01
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August 21, 2011 9:42pm UTC

"Who's that?"
"What are they doing?"
"What's happening?";
"Shut up and watch the movie".

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Alybuzz
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July 11, 2011 8:48pm UTC

I'm Jealous Of My Parents
I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs.
. ......

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_today_tomorrow_tonight_forever_
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July 5, 2010 11:35pm UTC

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jessicax3579
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January 28, 2010 7:39pm UTC

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oxjoyyxo769
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February 1, 2011 10:39pm UTC

----> A kid gave his teacher
a blank piece of paper. <----
Teacher: What is this?
Kid: It's a drawing of a cow eating grass.
Teacher: *looked at the paper* Where's the grass?
Kid: The cow ate all of it.
Teacher: *looked at the paper again* Then, where's the cow?
Kid: It left because there was no more grass..

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