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  1. YouWillNeverKnowHowIFeel YouWillNeverKnowHowIFeel
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2012 5:23pm UTC
    People born from 1994-1999 have lived in 3 decades, 2 centuries, and 2 milleniums. They're
    NOT EVEN 18 YET.

    nmf

  2. CoolSt0ryBr0 CoolSt0ryBr0
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 5:03pm UTC
    “Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.”

  3. sarwaaah_lovee sarwaaah_lovee
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 7:37pm UTC
    I wanna kiss you on December 31st from 11:59 pm to 12:01 am, so I can have an amazing ending to 2011 and a beautiful begining into 2012 ♥

  4. xDiaryOfAHappyGirl xDiaryOfAHappyGirl
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 5:33pm UTC
    one, two, three, four;
    i declare a
    tongue war.

  5. mgiels mgiels
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 11:29am UTC
    We all have that one friend that has an accent -
    Protests that they don't
    But really, its the most obvious thing ever.

  6. xobrianna8397 xobrianna8397
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2011 4:29pm UTC
    I FELT SPECIAL
    UNTIL I SAW YOU TALK TO EVERYONE LIKE THAT

  7. heyy_its_jill heyy_its_jill
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 1:49pm UTC
    That moment
    When a guy stretches so far , you can see his abbs and boxers.♥

  8. youcouldcallmeshy youcouldcallmeshy
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 3:14pm UTC
    The awkward moment
    when a teacher tells you to stop flirting…♥

  9. carmar16 carmar16
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 9:51pm UTC
    when i get bored in class,
    I read those really cheesy posters
    teachers up around the classroom.

  10. BrownEyesBlackEyeliner BrownEyesBlackEyeliner
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2011 3:28pm UTC
    Tilt your screen back...
    ...made you tilt.

  11. allicanbeisme allicanbeisme
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2011 6:27am UTC
    Can we get 2,976 favs to remember the 2,976 people who died on 09/11/01?
    Okay, so I don’t expect THAT many but at least 100, not for me but in loving memory for all those killed in 9/11.
    <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

  12. DrewRiver DrewRiver
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2011 9:03pm UTC
    You may turn heads,
    but I break necks(;

  13. kaciexoxmcginley kaciexoxmcginley
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2011 3:37pm UTC
    b.i.t.c.h. my names not d.i.c.k
    so keep it out of your mouth.

  14. bbeemmiinnee bbeemmiinnee
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 11:12am UTC
    No, I ' m not playing " hard-to-get. "
    I ' m playing " Leave - me - the - hel l - a lone .. " ♥

  15. idance idance
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 12:09pm UTC
    the moment of preparation
    before
    stepping onthe escalator.

  16. JordanLea JordanLea
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2011 3:09pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  17. Billyboy Billyboy
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 8:41am UTC
    -finished first page of test-
    *flips paper over loudly so everyone knows i'm ahead of them*

  18. OMGIMATACO OMGIMATACO
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2011 10:48pm UTC
    them:were you dropped as a baby?
    me:yea, into a pool of sexy

  19. YourJustADaydreamAway YourJustADaydreamAway
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 4:10pm UTC
    Girl: I hate pretty people
    Boy: Then you must hate yourself


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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