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coloorfuulfruit222
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March 23, 2011 9:28am UTC

f [i]ght [can]cer

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live_like_a_dream
posted a quote
March 23, 2011 12:34pm UTC

Here's to the Girls:
To the girls who don't wake up with perfect hair.
Who don't mind eating a big Mac instead of salad. Who don't wear 50 pounds of makeup. Who'd rather spend the day in sweatpants than in skinny jeans.
Who love the comfort of t-shirts and sweatshirts.
Who don't get all the guys. Who get hurt, but hold back the tears. Who's not "popular" but feels like it when they're with their friends. Who stick to sneakers instead of heels. Who doesn't want a prince charming and just someone to hold her hand. Who don't mind having their head messed up once in awhile. Who aren't afraid to break a nail. Who don't always get their way.
Who don't get everything they want.
Who doesn't need a guy to tell them that they are special.
This is for you.
----♥----

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julia7psms
posted a quote
December 18, 2008 5:54pm UTC

dashing through the halls,
hanging in the malls,
o' you dont no,
who will be there today
kids are rushing by,
and i do not know why,
i can not keep my eyes from,
staring at all the guys!
o' hot guys here hot guys there hot guys everywhere,
o wut fun it is to watch the hot guys everywhere yay!
hot guys here hot guys there hot guys everywhere,
o' wut fun it is to hang wit guys all the time!

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umakemehappi
posted a quote
January 26, 2011 7:05pm UTC

We don't call each other and ask if we can come over
because were there ALL the time.
we do have our fights and make ups
because whether we wanna get rid of each other or not, we can't.
we don't text each other asking what were wearing to the party
because were looking through each other's closet to find it
we don't ask for a pencil
we go in each other's bag and get it ourselves
and when we DO ask for a pencil
we throw it at them, and laughing when it hits them in the face
and THATS what makes us sisters <3

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blondie24
posted a quote
January 26, 2011 7:05pm UTC

Your opinion . . . . . . .
oh wait,
let me write that down
in my
I don't give a f*ck
notebook!!!!!!!

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Redheadlover
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January 26, 2011 1:04pm UTC

Wittyprofiles.com
should have an iPhone App for sure.
<3 if u agree, maybe it will happen!

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HiddenDreams
posted a quote
January 26, 2011 1:04pm UTC

Sitting around thinking "I could really use a taco right now."

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LittleMonster_
posted a quote
January 25, 2011 6:07pm UTC

Voldemort:
''I whip my hair back and forth,
I whip my hair back and forth,
I whip my hair back and forth...''
Harry:
''You have no hair.''
Voldemort:
''You have no parents.''
Harry:
''You have no nose.''
Voldemort:
''....''

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xOxLoveoXo
posted a quote
January 26, 2011 8:50am UTC

Songebob Quote Number 1.
Patrick: are you squidward?
Fire Hydrent :: "...."
Patrick: that's alright, take your time.

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HeyYou_
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January 25, 2011 4:01pm UTC

Hi, I'm an ugly quote. No one is going to look at me or favorite me, because I'm not interesting. No one will like me because I'm boring.
Hi. I'm an "ugly" girl. I don't wear makeup. I'm not popular. No guy is going to like me because I'm not pretty.

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8kerryberry8
posted a quote
January 25, 2011 6:51pm UTC

babe,
our relationship is like a nudist colony in Antarctica.
just weird.

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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anonymouus
posted a quote
January 25, 2011 9:14pm UTC

the rich girls steal.
the pretty girls lie.
the smart girls act stupid.
and the dumb girls spend
their day trying to be
all of the above
--prettylittleliars

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bizzeybeatsxo350
posted a quote
January 26, 2011 7:43am UTC

*BF and GF are over at the BF's house*
BF's Mom: Where are you going?
BF: My room.
*Later, Mom hears a scream and goes running to the BF's room to find him lying on the bed crying*
Mom: What happened?
GF: I beat him at black ops.

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iNeverKnewForeverWasSoShort
posted a quote
January 26, 2011 10:48am UTC

Favorite if you
remember that weird
3-eyed monkey that said
"Hi, I'm Paul."

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smileyz316
posted a quote
January 25, 2011 12:10pm UTC

Don't you think it would be awesome
if everyone from witty went to the same school ♥

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LittleMonster_
posted a quote
January 25, 2011 1:33pm UTC

Every good story starts with
''well, we were drunk...''

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volleeballchik13
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January 25, 2011 3:56pm UTC

click to see this quote

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MissAnna
posted a quote
January 25, 2011 9:23pm UTC

seeing you & her
in your profile
picture is as if
you're shouting at me: look.
i'm happy
without you.

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Enchanted777
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January 25, 2011 9:45pm UTC

Dear 'that one boy',
Do you even know how much us girls like YOU? We wait around forever just to get you to notice us, and it makes our day if you even say HELLO. We go out of our way just to make sure we look absolutely PERFECT around you. You probably don't even think about us twice, but we can never get you off our minds. Everything you do is perfect, everything you say is like angels singing, but why can't you see how much we like you?, What we would do for YOU, but yet, you're off flirting with some other girl...
Sincerely,
The Teenage Girl
♥

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