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jaydexox
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July 5, 2011 8:22pm UTC
Me? Sarcastic?
Never.

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Lalalalaurenx3
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July 5, 2011 9:20pm UTC
When in doubt
Google it out ♥

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rachellllx23
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July 5, 2011 11:01pm UTC
Today,
I was typing and spell check said my last name was wrong,
so then as a joke I put his last name..
wasn’t wrong anymore.
This gives me hope
[♥][♥][♥]

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mnmlover9
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July 5, 2011 8:44pm UTC
WHY CAN'T
MY SHAMPOO AND CONDITIONER RUN OUT AT THE SAME TIME!?

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Fashiongurl2eva
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July 5, 2011 9:22pm UTC
if you read this message your secretly a ninja! congrats bro
Today,
I found out that 'Made in China' stickers are made in Korea.
MLIA.

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foreveryoungolivia
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June 28, 2011 3:48pm UTC
Fav
if you support
gay marriage
<3

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Leeanneee
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June 28, 2011 3:50pm UTC
Drake and Josh Quotes #2
Drake: I make my money the old fashion way.
Josh: How?
Drake: Selling your stuff on ebay...
Josh: Yeah right...
*Josh looks for his stereo and realizes it's gone*
Josh: Uhm.. Drake where's my stereo?
Drake: Wisconsin.

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glitterintheairxoxo
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June 28, 2011 11:43am UTC
If people were money;;
we could hold them up to the light to see who is real and who is fake ♥

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heatherrx3
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June 28, 2011 12:56pm UTC
My room may be a mess
but i know where everything is
♥

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skinowworryl8r
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June 28, 2011 12:56pm UTC
"why did the chicken cross
the road?"
to get to your house.
"knock knock"
Who's there?
the chicken

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Leeanneee
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June 28, 2011 3:55pm UTC
Drake and Josh Quotes #3
Josh: Do you sell guitars here?
Worker: Here? At guitar world...?

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setthemusicfree
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June 28, 2011 11:28am UTC
&what
would josh from drake
and josh say if he knew
that this is the last
season of oprah?

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loovetayloor
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June 28, 2011 7:29pm UTC
When Hermonie's Love Left Her
she continued to help harry fight against one of the most powerful wizards of all time
When Bella's Love Left Her
she curled up into a fetal position for four months, cried, then jumped off a cliff
♥

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