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Lollipop69
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October 1, 2011 11:34am UTC

*Fav if you have ever
given or received
> > > The "Sup" nod < < <

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katieXOalice
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September 22, 2011 6:07pm UTC

Fav if;
You are shorter than
5'8...
:D

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jimmy365
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August 1, 2012 5:45pm UTC

that lamp.
that stomps the "i" in pixar.
I LOVE THAT LAMP.
nmq

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xlivelaughlove524x
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August 8, 2012 8:26pm UTC

Girl: May I please use the restroom?
Teacher: Can you wait? This period is almost over.
Girl: Not for me it isn't.
^I saw this in a movie today, and I laughed so hard I cried.

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sydkid123
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July 31, 2012 2:05pm UTC

olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all the laws of physics, does 10 back flips, defeats voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the backround
me: falls on my face trying to put on socks

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jimmy365
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August 22, 2012 6:14pm UTC

WHO THE HECK TOOK MY -
oh, wait there it is.

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jimmy365
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August 21, 2012 6:15pm UTC

"omg my parentz never let me hav nything."
via iPhone

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ThisRandomGirl
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August 21, 2012 8:02pm UTC

*listening to Shut Up And Drive by Rihanna in the car*
Mom: I like this song!What is it called?
Me: Shut up and drive.
Mom: Excuse me?!?

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jimmy365
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August 19, 2012 9:20pm UTC

I see people complain about
not being able to sleep or do homework
because of Facebook and I’m like
"You don't even know procrastination
until you get a Witty."

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Look_out_a_stalker
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August 19, 2012 7:06pm UTC

I'm pretty sure my neighbor thinks im a stalker.
He wrote it on facebook, twitter, his blog
and even in
both of his journals.

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AtomicFishy
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July 19, 2012 6:45pm UTC

So, I was at the mall last month, and I was at a store buying these two shirts, and this guy at the cash register kept staring at me. And he was about 27 years old... and I'm 14. I than picked up these two shirts that I wanted to buy, and while I am walking over there, he turns he's head and smiles pedo-ishly at me... This is the conversation we had:
Him: Is this all you want today?
Me: Yup.
Him: Alright. *takes forever to check stuff out*
Him: First name?
Me: *Is going to mess with him* Bob.
Him: ..Okay... Last name?
Me: Marley.
Him: *Chuckles* Okay. Address?
Me: *Creeped out face*
Him: *Smiling* We're not going to send you anything.
Me: ..Than why do you need my address?
Him: *Ignores me* Um, that'll be 54.05$.
Me: *hands him the EXACT amount of money.*
Him: *Takes forever to get bag and put everything in it while staring at me.*
Him: *Doesn't hand me the bag over the counter and walks completely out of it to hand me by bag instead.* Here you go. *Smiles*
Me: *takes bag* Thank you...
Him: No problem. *Smiles pedoishly again and stares at me while I walk out.*
Me: *Walking out* What the hell just happened.

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badwolf*
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September 29, 2011 4:34pm UTC

♥ this and your nose will automatically
itch

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TEXTFAILS
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July 23, 2011 10:39pm UTC

Whenever you go to the doctors
and the doctor asks you what's wrong
you turn to your mom
and she explains everything (:
♥ Fave if you do too ♥

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silje_x3
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August 1, 2011 5:37pm UTC

If you were born in the 90's
The best P.E. lessons involved
a rainbow colored parachute

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xBeautifulDngerx
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April 30, 2010 12:09pm UTC

A Guy Had A Crush On
This Girl
He followed her wherever she went.
One day the girl noticed and asked the guy.
Girl: Why do you keep following me?
Boy: Because you're so pretty and I think I'm falling in love with you.
Girl: Really? But you haven't met my friend yet. She's prettier then me and she's right behind you.
(The Boy Turns Around)
Boy: Are you making fun of me? There's no one behind me.
Girl: No, but if you really loved me, you wouldn't even bother to look back.
i saw this somewhere.. wanna make it pretty? go ahead.
-xBeautifulDngerx

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