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  2. Flying_Panda Flying_Panda
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2011 1:09am UTC
    Does anybody
    else remember when
    lickining peanut butter
    off of a hobo's foot
    Was the worst "would you rather" option imagineable?

  3. Flying_Panda Flying_Panda
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2011 5:45pm UTC
    dear quote that flashes ,
    Could you please stop?
    I am attempting to read you.
    SIncerely me. :)

  4. Flying_Panda Flying_Panda
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2011 6:01pm UTC
    *Walkinrg up to store*
    Thinking...
    Omg, the automatic door isn't going to open! continue...
    But I'll run into it and look like an idiot!
    *Pheww* it opened.

  5. Flying_Panda Flying_Panda
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2011 6:12pm UTC
    :).oɹd ʎʇʇǝɹd ɹnoʎ sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ ɟı


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  7. Flying_Panda Flying_Panda
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2011 7:14pm UTC
    *Watch alarm goes off*
    :Gotta take my pills. :)
    *Pulls out pill compartment*
    *Swallows pills*
    :Those are jelly beans
    : So? ♥

  8. Flying_Panda Flying_Panda
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 1:49pm UTC
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  9. Flying_Panda Flying_Panda
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 6:39pm UTC
    Don't ask for faves, if the quote's worth it, it'll get them all by itself.

  10. Flying_Panda Flying_Panda
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 6:52pm UTC
    Why do we sleep through CHURCH but stay awake for a 3 hour movie?
    Why is it hard to PRAY, but easy to cuss?
    Why is it hard to re-post a Godly bulletin, but easy to re-post the mean ones?
    Why can people WORSHIP a celebrity, but not GOD ?
    Gonna ignore this?
    Afraid to get laughed at?
    THE LORD said, If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front my Father.
    Re-post this if you believe in JESUS.♥

  11. Flying_Panda Flying_Panda
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2011 11:53pm UTC
    If you fave this, I won't follow you, or comment on your profile. If you fave this, I'll go get some cake. Yeah, that's what I'll do.
    :)


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  15. Flying_Panda Flying_Panda
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2011 5:03pm UTC
    Repost This!
    On May 13, 2011, 5/13/11, write Witty <3, on your hand and look for other ppl at school, work. etc. who wrote the same thing on their hand. It would be awesome to meet someone else with a Witty Profiles account. After, we Wittians are a family, and who wouldn't wanna meet one of their family members ;) Remember to personalize this quote and post it to spread the word :D


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  20. Flying_Panda Flying_Panda
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2011 1:15am UTC
    Remember when
    your maturity depended on
    how many teeth you've lost.

:)

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