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  1. xxCoolTrashxx xxCoolTrashxx
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2011 3:16pm UTC
    Grandad: When I was your age I only
    got 1 apple and 3 blackberries for
    christmas
    child: whaaat?
    you got 1 laptop and 3 phones?

  2. 7ru3l0v3izfor3ver 7ru3l0v3izfor3ver
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2011 3:44pm UTC
    i hate it when....
    you have to redo your profile 65486416469819818 times :P

  3. Be_Brave Be_Brave
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2011 3:35pm UTC
    !HE'S SINGLE!

  4. VivaLaMusica VivaLaMusica
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2011 12:11pm UTC

  5. VivaLaMusica VivaLaMusica
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2011 8:10pm UTC
    my parents said if I got 39,520 faves they would buy me that unicorn I've always wanted : )
    please fav guys. I'm going to name it Rainbow♥

  6. VivaLaMusica VivaLaMusica
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2011 3:37pm UTC
    tomorrow is my fifteenth birthday
    and all I really want is a "happy birthday!"
    from him.

  7. xoxobrookecheer xoxobrookecheer
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2011 3:01pm UTC
    Casey Anthony:
    coming soon to a child near you
    R.I.P Caylee<3 fly high
    .

  8. xoxobrookecheer xoxobrookecheer
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 10:08pm UTC
    And I think its
    clear to say,
    no guy will ever
    want me
    [♥][♥][♥]


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. gunddancer97 gunddancer97
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2011 9:14pm UTC
    That awkward moment when;♥
    you're basically stripping right before;
    you go in the pool and everybody watches you

  11. carissalove123 carissalove123
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2011 8:46pm UTC
    77% of girls think they're ugly
    50% of girls think they're fat
    100% of society should stop
    insulting girls for their apperances
    & maybe this percentage would drop

  12. carissalove123 carissalove123
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2011 8:54pm UTC
    Oh, your cool.
    Fave if you read this sarcasticly :’3

  13. kellielovesyou13 kellielovesyou13
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2011 10:12am UTC

    When you're with friends
    A simple picture turns into
    A photoshoot with a
    million
    pictures & poses taken from
    a dozen different angles
    its not mine i just like it

  14. MyRandomThoughts MyRandomThoughts
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2011 10:12am UTC
    ______________________ ♥
    If this is love please don't break me.
    ♥________________________

  15. softballlove9 softballlove9
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2011 10:13am UTC
    god i'm so mad at myself..
    i have like 15 quotes just about him.
    WHATTA WASTE.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  17. KiwiNinja17 KiwiNinja17
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2011 10:01am UTC
    Today I found out that benkinersophobia is the fear of not receiving a letter from Hogwarts on one's 11th birthday. I think all of us have that. :)
    n.m.q

  18. Offical_Johnna Offical_Johnna
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2011 10:02am UTC
    Fav [<3]
    If you have always wanted a gay guy friend. [:

  19. GoHardInTheMotherFreakinPaint GoHardInTheMotherFreakinPaint
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2011 1:54am UTC
    click to see this quote

  20. EffinPerfect EffinPerfect
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2011 1:53am UTC
    Fact of Life:
    I will never have
    a top quote!
    Another Fact:
    I really don't care! :)
    (I do it for the fun of it)

:)

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