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  1. BreKee15 BreKee15
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 4:13pm UTC
    Say addicted after everything I say.
    Drugs. "addicted"
    Alcohol. "addicted"
    What hit you in the face last night? "A di-ck di.. Hey!.."

  2. lilykinz2 lilykinz2
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 4:03pm UTC
    Friend: "Do you like Eminem?"
    Blonde: "No, I like Skittles."
    Friend: "No, the rapper..."
    Blonde: "Who cares about the wrapper?"
    fave if you get it;)

  3. linuspiggie linuspiggie
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 4:05pm UTC
    Hey?
    Anyone want to make one of those witty families?
    I wanna!
    Anyone wanna join?
    A witty family is basically a groupof people who you can tell anything to

  4. xxBestDayEverxx xxBestDayEverxx
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 3:56pm UTC
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  5. loveyoux10000 loveyoux10000
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    I Love you, and you loved me.
    what happened? ohh thats right, she happened. </3

  6. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 8:35pm UTC
    That awkward eye
    contact with your ex.

  7. emilyandthatsall emilyandthatsall
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 11:17am UTC
    To do list:
    Run into a store, ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell "it worked!" and run out cheering.
    ____
    Change name to simon, speak in third person.
    ____
    Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.
    ___
    Become a teacher, and make a test where all the answers are "C". Sit back, and enjoy.

  8. sillymonkey_123 sillymonkey_123
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 7:31pm UTC
    I want a guy who will hold me and kiss me the way Peeta did to Katniss when they were in the cave... I want a guy that will LOVE me the way he loves her..
    fave if you feel the same way(:
    nmf

  9. someone_who_doesnt_hate_herself someone_who_doesnt_hate_herself
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 8:32pm UTC
    That amazing moment when...
    I am at the movies watching the previews before The Hunger Games
    & a Twilight trailer comes on and everyone starts to boo.
    Fav for Hunger Games & Comment for Twilight

  10. CharlAldisx CharlAldisx
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. SparksFlyxXx SparksFlyxXx
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 2:23pm UTC
    ♥I need more♥ nicer, sweeter, and hotter
    boys at my school.

  13. MusicIsLifexoxo MusicIsLifexoxo
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 2:23pm UTC
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  14. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2011 7:21pm UTC
    I hope you wake up and it suddenly hits you;
    that you'll never find anyone who loves you as much as I loved you.

  15. burtonchick13 burtonchick13
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2011 4:15pm UTC
    T a k i n g a t e s t a n d
    and thinking
    'when the hell did we learn this?!'
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  16. urmom5 urmom5
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2011 4:27pm UTC
    Fave thiss and ill rate u from 1-10 !

  17. bridgiexbabes bridgiexbabes
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 9:22pm UTC
    so, today during lunch, this girl found out
    her boyfriend had been cheating on her...
    she brought all his clothes
    & things that he left at her house
    & as soon as he sat down at his table,
    she stood behind him & gave him one kiss.
    she took his milk,
    & he thought nothing of it.
    then she poured it on his head
    & threw all his stuff at him.
    & THAT is how a real breakup is done.
    everyone was clapping for her

  18. OmgItsKay888 OmgItsKay888
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 9:00pm UTC
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    When you get home from school and you realize you're hair is messed up
    & you're just like,
    well i hope it wasn't like that all day...♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    not my format. well obvi XD my quote i think? sorry if it's already on here. i just thought of it today because that happpened today(: haha

  19. Pittymywitty Pittymywitty
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 9:00pm UTC
    It's been 8 months since our breakup..
    And I still cry about him
    Being in love with someone this long without them
    knowing sucks so bad.. ;(

  20. fallonxoxo13 fallonxoxo13
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 9:00pm UTC
    im gonna run through all the rain,
    and dance through all the pain.

:)

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