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NikkiBeKillin
posted a quote
June 25, 2012 12:03am UTC

I was crying in my room on witty,
When my brother and his bestfriend barged in and was gonna mess with me, because they always do that. I wiped my tears real quick before they could tell I was crying, and they were messing around with me like usual, and that's when my brother's bestfriend (who is like my big brother because I've known him since I was 3) looked at me and said "Are you okay?" I nodded, and he hugged me and said "I'm sorry, I'm not being mean, you know I care about you" and just hugged me.
Thank you Connor, for healing my broken heart, ♥

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bizzlebelles
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 10:22pm UTC

Can I borrow a kiss?
I promise I'll give it back..♥
...

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MyWittyProfile
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June 24, 2012 9:12pm UTC

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13MusicSpazXx
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 7:00pm UTC

i hear a noise...
in the kitchen: crap, i'm gonna die.
in the living room: crap, i'm gonna die.
in my bedroom: crap, i'm gonna die
in the basement: crap, i'm gonna die.
in my shower: crap, i'm gonna die naked.

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AlwaysAwesomeNinjaUnicornz
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 8:22pm UTC

Mom: Why are you doing that?
Me: Because One Direction did it.
Mom: So if One Direction jumped off a clif--
Me: Yes.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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xlivelaughlove524x
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 8:22pm UTC

I S E R I O U S L Y RESPECT
the guys on Witty
that don't come on here to flirt.♥
| | | | |Thank you, sir. | | | | |
For not being a total pig.
>>A s f o r t h e j e r k s that come here to get girls,<<
we go on here to get away from people like you.
\\\\\\So feel free to leave. N.O.W.//////
Thanks.
♥
(Not saying all Witty guys are like that. I've only ever seen one. But that means I've seen one too many.)
mq/mf

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Jessileigh143xx
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 7:12pm UTC

Shrek is the best fairytale,
he teaches you that no one needs to perfect
to have a happily ever after.
♥

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mayday
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 9:11pm UTC

what i think when someone uses the computer:
what the hell are you doing?
why would you use internet explorer?
omg you type so slow lemme do it
no, you spelled it wrong...
caps lock is on, moron.
why would you click on the zwinky ad omg
scroll down
i wish i was dead
HURRY UP
you don't need to double click it stupid.
get out of the chair and let me do it omfg

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Phoebe*
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 11:22pm UTC

When I was 9,
I had 72 Webkinz , not guys ..

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OMGIMATACO
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 9:32pm UTC

Me: Mom, did you know One Dir-
My Mom: I don't care.

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EdwardScissorhands
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June 24, 2012 5:12pm UTC

Stalking your own tumblr because it's so asdfghjkl.

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IEatPieAllDayandNight
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June 24, 2012 9:22pm UTC

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silently-dreaming*
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 8:11pm UTC

True Story:
Me: *listening to What Makes You Beautiful Acoustic Version*
Me: *sings along*
Brother: YOU DON'TTT KNOOOWWW-OHH-OHHH, YOU DON'T KNOW YOU'RE BEAUTIFULLL-UH-ULLL AND THAT'S WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFULLLLL! YEAH!
Me:
Brother:
Dad:
Me:
Brother: Thanks Rach, I love that song and now it's stuck in my head
Dad: Oh man.
Me: SUCCESS! FINALLY. It only took forever.
Brother: Dad, can we get One Direction concert tickets?
Dad: *Walks away totally freaked out*

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muhnamesbatmann
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 11:21pm UTC

The blood dripped down the little girl's legs
as she screamed and pleaded the man to stop.
He didn't lisen.
He raised from her limp body as he heard
a noise from behind him, it was her father.
No one said a word as he pulled the trigger.
Her father is pending jail.
I am one of many in the streets
screaming for him to be set free.
He may have killed another human
being, but he saved his daughter's life.
Are you with me?
True story. Spreading awareness.

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