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XxxSavannahLovesYouxxX
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June 28, 2012 1:28pm UTC

You are beautiful
No matter what they say

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beautifulgirl20
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June 28, 2012 1:31pm UTC

Turn on #1
Guys looking into my eyes while they talk. <3
Format by DestinyTulip

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ThePurpleMandel
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June 28, 2012 1:32pm UTC

"Mom, I'm going out."
"With your friends?"
"No mom, with terrorists."
- ThePurpleMandel

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sophieness
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June 28, 2012 1:24pm UTC

A GUY AND A GIRL WERE SPEEDING AT 100 MPH ON A MOTORCYCLE.
GIRL: "SLOW DOWN. IM SCARED."
GUY: "NO ITS FUN."
GIRL: "NO, ITS NOT. PLEASE, ITS TOO SCARY."
GUY: "THEN TELL ME YOU LOVE ME.
GIRL: "OK, FINE. I LOVE YOU. SLOW DOWN NOW."
GUY: "NOW GIVE ME A BIG HUG."
*GIRL HUGS HIM*
GUY: CAN YOU TAKE MY HELMET OFF AND PUT IT ON ITS BUGGING ME."
NEWSPAPER THE NEXT DAY: MOTORCYCLE CRASHES INTO BUILDING BECAUSE OF BRAKE FAILURE. TWO PEOPLE WERE ON IT. ONLY ONE SURVIVED.
TRUTH: HALFWAY DOWN THE ROAD, GUY REALIZES BRAKES WENT OUT, AND HE DIDNT WANT GIRL TO KNOW. INSTEAD, HE MADE HER TELL HIM THAT SHE LOVES HIM AND GIVE HIM ONE LAST HUG.
HE ALSO MADE HER WEAR THE HELMET SO SHE WILL SURVIVE.

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BunniNinja
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June 28, 2012 1:24pm UTC

The Awkward Moment
When you realize your're walking in the wrong direction,so you hit your pockets pretending you forgot something.

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Suisham06
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June 28, 2012 1:25pm UTC

You have to take the good with the bad,
smile when your sad, love what you've got
and remember what you've had...
Always forgive but never forget, learn from your mistakes,
but never regret, people change, things go wrong...
But just remember, life goes on...

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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numie.*
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June 28, 2012 1:17pm UTC

4 Words I never want to hear:
- I don't love You
- You're diagnosed with cancer
- I found someone else
- It was never real
- We need to talk
- You're going to die
- Your ____ is dead There is no food.
- You can't have kids
- I don't remember You
- Let's just be friends
- We can't be together
- I never loved You

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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NadeenKnows
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June 28, 2012 1:19pm UTC

Girls can do things just as well
as boys can.

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sophieness
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June 28, 2012 1:21pm UTC

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"BUT YOU SIR"
''When you're born you're PINK,"
"When you grow up you're WHITE,"
"When you're sick, you're GREEN,"
"When you go in the sun you turn RED,"
''When you're cold you turn BLUE,"
"And when you die you turn PURPLE."
"And you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

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ThatsSooTaylor
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June 28, 2012 1:22pm UTC

Dear Dad,
No matter where I go in life,
Who I get married to,
How much time i spend with guys,
How much i love my boyfriend,
You'll always be my 1 man.
Sincerely,
Your Little Girl

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sophieness
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June 28, 2012 1:13pm UTC

I'm a girlI flip over the pillow 2 get the cold side!if its dark downstairs, I run upstairs really really fast like someone is trying 2 kill meif I said something sort of harsh I just put an lol at the end of it to make it seem betterI’ve had that mini spazz attack in bed when i'm dreaming that i'm falling!! I push doors that clearly say PULL.I laugh harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing.I walk into a room and [forget] why I was there.I count on my fingers in math class.I try to accomplish things with time still on the microwave.I lie about how I feel to hide the pain.I say it's a long story when it's really notI check my phone for no reason, because I know nobody texted me.I will go slightly out of my way to step on a crunchy looking leaf.I always hear my name, when it’s not being called.I hate hearing my voice in recordings.I use the word "thingy" when I can't remember what something is called.I pretend that I’m writing in class so the teacher won't call on me.I say the entire alphabet because I can't remember what letter comes next. I pretended to be a fast type by pressing random keys. I turned the light switch on and off rapidly.-YES-I'M-A-GIRL

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enchant
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June 26, 2012 6:05pm UTC

&Even though it hurts me
I will never give up on you. ♥

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Lex*
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June 26, 2012 5:43pm UTC

Okay my brother and I are having a disagreement.
And I want your opinion.
He likes Taylor Swift and I like Demi Lovato.
Fave for Demi Lovato
Comment for Taylor Swift.

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xxLonelyLoverxx
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June 26, 2012 9:15pm UTC

Always be positive.
*trips down stairs*
Wow! I got down those stairs fast!

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Sandrasaurus
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June 26, 2012 10:41pm UTC

you know what sucks?
when you really want to tell your crush that you like him, but you fear his response.

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Nigel9086
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June 26, 2012 6:28pm UTC

Suicide isn't a "cry for attention,"
it's a final cry for help.

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Pain_Suffering_Misery
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June 26, 2012 9:15pm UTC

*Talking to friend when im not okay*:
Friend: What's Wrong?
Me:Nothing.
Friend: Oh okay! lol.
*Talking to friend when i am okay*:
Friend: Whats wrong?
me: Nothingg:)
Friend: You liar. Now tell me whats wrong.

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ImNeverGivingUp
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June 26, 2012 6:20pm UTC

Heres to the people
Who still know the Drake and Josh
theme song
By heart
♥

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