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  1. Benjuuuurman Benjuuuurman
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2011 9:21pm UTC
    I wasn't that drunk.
    Dude, you were asking my cat why he killed Mufasa.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. animalove01 animalove01
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2011 4:52pm UTC
    The greatest thing, You'll ever learn....
    is just to love
    And to be in turn.
    ~Moulin Rouge
    *not my format*

  4. eeevvvaaaxxxooo eeevvvaaaxxxooo
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    June 12, 2011 2:51pm UTC
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  5. babyBrii babyBrii
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2011 11:10pm UTC
    And there we were;;
    sitting on his bed, working on our english assignment. it was
    awkward being at his house, considering we stopped being friends
    a few years ago. but even so, i can't say i didn't like it.
    he stopped writing and said, just out of the blue,
    "why aren't we friends anymore?"
    he took me by complete surprise. i didn't know what to say. so i simply said
    "because we just gave up trying."
    "trying what?"
    "Look, you're popular. you've been the football guarterback since i've known
    you. you have girls who'd do anything to date you. you're a straight-A student.
    to the untrained eye, you're basically the perfect teenage boy. but me? i'm
    not popular, i just have my close friends. i'm not beautiful, maybe not even
    pretty. i'm not great at sports or anything. i can barely pass the mile
    run in gym class. i do alright in school, but i'm no genius. and guys
    aren't exactly fighting to ask me out. we were total opposites. i'm not even
    sure how what made us friends in the first place. but whatever it was,
    wasn't strong enough to last long."
    he looked at me seriously for a long time, taking in what i had said.
    "I know why we became friends." he finally said.
    "Why, then." i asked.
    "because on the first day of middle school, when you walked into homeroom,
    i almost stopped breathing. you were beautiful. you were wearing those faded jeans
    and green tank top. you had you're hair in a ponytail and weren't wearing any make-up.
    and you didn't know anyone in our class, but you still just came in and sat down next to me,
    smiled, and said "hey, i'm erin, what's your name?" and i could smell your rasberry shampoo
    and see the friendship bracelet on your right arm. and right at that moment, i knew."
    "..knew what?" i asked, amazed.
    "Right at that moment, i knew, that you were the girl i wanted to be
    in my life forever <3

  6. abbster157 abbster157
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2011 10:08pm UTC
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  7. Runaway_love Runaway_love
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2011 5:59am UTC
    Just Admit It___ #1
    You say "Got To Go" when you really don't :)

  8. ecaye ecaye
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    June 10, 2011 7:44am UTC
    f a v o u r i t e i f y o u
    HATE p e r i o d s
    w i t h a p a s s i o n

  9. pennstategirl21 pennstategirl21
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    June 9, 2011 11:31pm UTC
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  10. LookAtMeNow01 LookAtMeNow01
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2011 11:21pm UTC
    TEXTS #24
    Mom: I think I keep getting messages
    or missed calls or something.
    Daughter: From who?
    Mom: Some woman named... Betty Low?
    Daughter: Um, BATTERY LOW??
    Mom: Yeah, that's it!
    M

  11. LookAtMeNow01 LookAtMeNow01
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2011 11:06pm UTC
    TEXTS #23
    Dad: Did you spill ice on the floor?
    Son: It was an accident.
    Dad: So were you.

  12. sammi_gurl333 sammi_gurl333
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2011 11:15pm UTC
    && who else loves that feeling you get when he texts you first?
    <3

  13. rachel6931 rachel6931
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2011 11:15pm UTC
    so today me and my mom went to the super maket. the voice telling how
    much the item was said, "Pack of Gum,, $1.69" Since we got a discount, it said "Minus 69." after that i started cracking up,, then my mom told me to shut up and be mature♥
    MLIA

  14. abbster157 abbster157
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2011 11:16pm UTC
    do you ever feel awkward when your sitting in the passenger seat, and the person driving gets road rage leaning across you yelling (etc) at the person in the other lane..? lol

  15. ihatehowteachersdontletuswearshortshorts ihatehowteachersdontletuswearshortshorts
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2011 10:14pm UTC
    Me: Hey mom! i just got back from the store!
    Mom: Cool what did u get?
    Me: ohhhh just a thingful of stuff...

  16. SwagIsAHabit SwagIsAHabit
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2011 10:14pm UTC
    S.I.N.G.L.E = Stress Is Now Gone Life is Easier

  17. BamBam6x6 BamBam6x6
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2011 10:32pm UTC
    69% of people can find something dirty in each sentence.....
    Johnny wants to come with you......ew
    I want to play with the balls....EW
    Just stick it in.....EWIE!!!!
    "That's what she said!!!"
    OH!.....what do u no....I'm one of those people :)

  18. lovekillsslowly lovekillsslowly
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2011 10:55pm UTC
    I love him
    I want him
    I need him!
    (fave if you were thinking of that one guy<3)

  19. abbster157 abbster157
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2011 10:34pm UTC
    im not sure if it's just me... but it gets sorta annoying when the only way your guy friends knows how to start a conversation by saying "sup" ugghhh (i mean more than a few times!)

:)

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