Bridesmaids Quotes ♥
Megan: Female fight club. We grease up, we pull in. Lillian doesn't know so it's 'Surprise, we're going to fight!' We beat the sh*t out of her.
Megan: I'm glad he's single, cause I'm gonna climb that like a tree!
Megan: Hey not Air marshall John, wanna go back in that restroom and not rest?
Annie: Help me, I'm poor.
Nervous Woman on Plane: I had a dream last night that we went down. You were in it.
Megan: Nope, physically I don't bloat. It's a gift.
Megan: I need the toilet, I need the toilet. *sits in sink* Look away, LOOK AWAY! It's coming out of me like HOT LAVA.
Brynn: Hello folks, here I am. Put your American sausage in my English McMuffin.
Helen's Stepson: I've seen better tennis playing in a tampon commercial.
Annie: You read my diary? Brynn: At first, I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad, handwritten book.
Megan: I'll take the first watch.
Annie's Mom: I'm sure she meets him in the evening, beaver first.
Annie: What kind of a name is 'Stove' anyway? What're you a kitchen appliance or something?