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  1. tcampbell005 tcampbell005
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2012 8:56pm UTC
    That "Aww Shiz" moment when you finish painting you're nails and you go to do something and you mess one up!

  2. tcampbell005 tcampbell005
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 11:47pm UTC
    I wasn't that drunk.......
    Dude, you threw my parakeet at my piggy bank and screamed "ANGRY BIRDS!"

  3. tcampbell005 tcampbell005
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 11:50pm UTC
    *low battery*
    *low battery*
    *low battery*
    Well apparently you
    have enough battery
    to remind me every
    2 frickin' seconds!
    Not my format

  4. tcampbell005 tcampbell005
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 11:56pm UTC
    WHEN IM BORED
    I put fashion shows on for myself.
    Because let's face it I'm a gorgeous beast!

  5. tcampbell005 tcampbell005
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 10:33pm UTC
    (: Senior Bucket List :)
    1. Drink blue gatorade out of a windex bottle.
    2. Eat crushed oreos out of a flower pot.
    3. Learn how to surf in Navajo Lake.
    4. Learn how to do a bicycle kick.
    5. Dress up like Lady Gaga and walk around town.
    6. Start a flash mob consisting of 15 people.
    7. Glow in the dark soccer/ capture the flag with glow paint.
    8. Solve a rubics cube.
    9. Make a movie of secret agents for a whole day.
    10. Fry eggs and bacon on the sidewalk.
    11. Reach speeds of 15 mph
    12. Watch 10 movies in one day

  6. tcampbell005 tcampbell005
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 6:53pm UTC
    (: PINK :)

  7. bananaB126 bananaB126
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 10:46pm UTC
    I'm the type of person...
    that tries to fall back asleep to finish a dream.
    nmq

  8. tcampbell005 tcampbell005
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2012 9:31pm UTC
    If Barbie is so popular.....
    Than why do you have to buy her friends?

  9. tcampbell005 tcampbell005
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 9:24pm UTC
    Some of us were dropped as a baby.....
    But YOU were obviously thrown in a pit of vicious tigers, Kicked to the curb, set on fire, and drop kicked to China!

  10. beelynng beelynng
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 7:19pm UTC
    what if birds aren't singing...
    they're just screaming because they're afraid of heights.

  11. xHello xHello
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 4:29pm UTC
    TOP 4 WISHES
    EARN MONEY WITHOUT WORKING
    BE SMART WITHOUT STUDYING
    LOVE WITHOUT BEING HURT
    EAT WITHOUT GETTING FAT

  12. Maddie_8 Maddie_8
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 1:29pm UTC
    That Awkard Moment When
    you say bye to someone and then walk in the same direction..
    nmf

  13. basketball23 basketball23
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 1:08pm UTC
    Being single doesnt mean your weak,
    It means your strong enought to wait for what you deserve.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  14. soccer_girl123 soccer_girl123
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 4:29pm UTC
    Agreeing with someone just so they'll shutup.

  15. Danceee4lifeex3 Danceee4lifeex3
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 4:49pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    when someone you hardly know, just appears in your dream.
    Format by twilightgirl995

  16. CaosGoMoo CaosGoMoo
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 11:58am UTC
    That "Boss" feeling you get
    When You Spell a Big word Correctly, without any help

  17. lovemehatemexo lovemehatemexo
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2012 10:28am UTC
    Oh, you're a year older than me? You must be soo
    e x p e r i e n c e d.

  18. tcampbell005 tcampbell005
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2012 11:10pm UTC
    If I Woke Up From A Coma
    & Josh Hutcherson told me he was my husband, I wouldn't question it.

  19. frenchtoast22 frenchtoast22
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    Funny how it takes years to find good friends, but only takes minutes to loose them, but the ones that matter always manage to stay.

  20. frenchtoast22 frenchtoast22
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2012 7:48pm UTC
    * A boy trips me in class. I turn around*
    Me: What if I just fell?
    Boy: I would laugh.
    Me: Nice to know that you like seeing me down.
    Boy: Then I would catch you and laugh with you!

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