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It's so hard being white...

Alright so. This is going to be quick and to the point. These quotes are meant to be humorous. Don't like 'em? There's this new feature that Steve made where you can ignore someone's quotes... UTILIZE THAT FEATURE. If you actually take the time to comment on this profile or a quote and call me r-cist, I will bite you. Not literally, but I will probably go off on you and trust me darling, it won't be pretty. These quotes are not meant to be taken seriously. They're not r-cist, mkay? Gawd damnn, you guys are losers if you seriously think this is a serious profile omg.

& the hit counter was added on december 22, 2012 at 4:40 pm.

update 2/8/13 - due to the new thing where if there is a swear in the quote, you can only view it if you click on it, i will now be trying to change the words around so it isn't a cuss. no one "views" the quotes that say "click to view" so i will be changing the words. sadly. i feel as if i'm dishonoring the amazing people that created these because if they wanted swears in it, then ya know? idk, do you feel me?

_superwhitegirlproblems
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July 22, 2013 6:56pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2450
The Pee Dance.
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_superwhitegirlproblems
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July 22, 2013 6:53pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2449
When someone
points out that your roots
are showing.
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_superwhitegirlproblems
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July 22, 2013 6:49pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2448
Thinking that you're
the only girl in the world
with stretch marks.
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_superwhitegirlproblems
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July 22, 2013 6:39pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2447
When you have no
idea how, but you somehow
taste your deodorant in
your mouth.
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_superwhitegirlproblems
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July 22, 2013 6:31pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2446
Only liking "truth is" on
facebook to get compliments.
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_superwhitegirlproblems
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July 22, 2013 6:25pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2445
"Is my face the same
color as my neck?"
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_superwhitegirlproblems
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July 22, 2013 6:19pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2444
When someone
hasn't done their eyebrows
for a while, and you can't
stop staring at the little hairs.
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_superwhitegirlproblems
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July 22, 2013 6:15pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2443
When you have a girl
gym teacher, so the cramp
excuse doesn't work.
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_superwhitegirlproblems
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July 22, 2013 6:01pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2442
Using your webcam
every 5 seconds as a mirror
to make sure your hair still
looks good.
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_superwhitegirlproblems
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July 22, 2013 5:58pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2441
Rolling your gym
shorts to look cuter in gym.
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_superwhitegirlproblems
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July 21, 2013 9:55pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2440
Desperately wanting
to give an ugly girl (with
pretty potential) the makeover
she needs.
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_superwhitegirlproblems
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July 21, 2013 9:53pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2439
When the stalker guy
at your school tries to add
you on facebook.
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_superwhitegirlproblems
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July 21, 2013 9:47pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2438
"Is there anything
in my teeth?"
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_superwhitegirlproblems
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July 21, 2013 9:43pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2437
When you're sitting
next to the hottest guy ever,
and your stomach starts
growling.
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_superwhitegirlproblems
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July 21, 2013 9:31pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2436
When you go to the
bathroom so won't have to
talk to some girl, but she follows
you and you don't actually have
to use the bathroom.
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_superwhitegirlproblems
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 9:09pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2435
Saying "you're welcome"
like the chick from awkward
to be a b--tch.
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_superwhitegirlproblems
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 8:50pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2434
When you look
forward to autumn just so
you can wear leggings and
make it look like you
have a butt.
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_superwhitegirlproblems
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July 21, 2013 8:47pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2433
When a guy smells
like Axe and you actually act
like the girls in the
commercials.
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_superwhitegirlproblems
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July 21, 2013 8:42pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2432
Using Halloween as
an excuse to dress like
a wh--re.
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_superwhitegirlproblems
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July 21, 2013 8:37pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2431
Regretting giving that
guy your number. "Oh look,
it's another text."
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