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It's so hard being white...

Alright so. This is going to be quick and to the point. These quotes are meant to be humorous. Don't like 'em? There's this new feature that Steve made where you can ignore someone's quotes... UTILIZE THAT FEATURE. If you actually take the time to comment on this profile or a quote and call me r-cist, I will bite you. Not literally, but I will probably go off on you and trust me darling, it won't be pretty. These quotes are not meant to be taken seriously. They're not r-cist, mkay? Gawd damnn, you guys are losers if you seriously think this is a serious profile omg.

& the hit counter was added on december 22, 2012 at 4:40 pm.

update 2/8/13 - due to the new thing where if there is a swear in the quote, you can only view it if you click on it, i will now be trying to change the words around so it isn't a cuss. no one "views" the quotes that say "click to view" so i will be changing the words. sadly. i feel as if i'm dishonoring the amazing people that created these because if they wanted swears in it, then ya know? idk, do you feel me?

_superwhitegirlproblems
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 10:22pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2470
Losing your TV
remote in your bed sheets
and having to look for it
for 10 minutes.
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_superwhitegirlproblems
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July 22, 2013 10:12pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2469
B-----b h-ckeys.
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_superwhitegirlproblems
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 10:10pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2468
When you have your
mom pick you up from
school because you
need to take a sh-t.
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_superwhitegirlproblems
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 9:56pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2467
Putting your phone
on silent so your texts don't
distract you, but still checking
your phone every minute.
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_superwhitegirlproblems
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 9:48pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2466
Getting super
depressed when your
brand new manicure chips.
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_superwhitegirlproblems
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July 22, 2013 9:44pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2465
When the creepy
boy you thought was
stalking you ends up to be
your new crush.
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_superwhitegirlproblems
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 9:35pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2464
When you check
again to see if you sent that
message to the right
person.
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_superwhitegirlproblems
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July 22, 2013 8:36pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2463
Falling asleep in your
boyfriend's arms and the first
thing he tells you when you
wake up is "you snore like
a bear".
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_superwhitegirlproblems
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 8:30pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2462
That moment when
your p--bic hair gets stuck
to your pad.
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_superwhitegirlproblems
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July 22, 2013 8:22pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2461
When you and your
friend make ugly faces at
each other to keep from
getting bored in class and
a hot guy notices.
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_superwhitegirlproblems
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 8:18pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2460
Having a Matty
Mckibbin and Jenna
Hamilton relationship.
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_superwhitegirlproblems
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 8:05pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2459
When you know you
know you're 100x prettier
than that sl--t your
crush likes.
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_superwhitegirlproblems
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July 22, 2013 7:59pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2458
"She's probably really
ugly without any makeup."
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_superwhitegirlproblems
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 7:56pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2457
When your crush
comes to school wearing
the same color shirt as you
and you think it's meant
to be.
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_superwhitegirlproblems
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July 22, 2013 7:48pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2456
Going out and
realizing you've previously
spilt something on your
clothes.
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_superwhitegirlproblems
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 7:41pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2455
Staying home from
school just because you don't
have anything to wear.
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_superwhitegirlproblems
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 7:32pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2454
Making fun of your
ex when he downgrades.
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_superwhitegirlproblems
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 7:13pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2453
Waiting til you get
enough mutual friends to
friend request the new hot
guy in school.
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_superwhitegirlproblems
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 7:08pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2452
When ugly girls get
more comments and likes
on their profile pictures than
you because they're nice.
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_superwhitegirlproblems
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 7:05pm UTC

Super White Girl Problems #2451
The awkward moment
when a guy texts you asking
to send him a picture of you
and when you do he doesn't
text back.
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