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  1. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2012 2:51pm UTC
    I really can't picture
    anyone having a crush on me.
    I can't picture someone thinking about me before they fall asleep,
    or telling their friends about me.
    I can't picture anyone getting butterflies because I said Hi to them,
    or even just smiled at them.
    I can't picture someone smiling at the computer screen
    or their cell phones when we're talking..

  2. Purpleslurpee Purpleslurpee
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2011 7:37pm UTC
    yo, i'm hungary.
    why don't you czech the fridge?
    okay, i'm russian to the kitchen.
    hm, maybe you'll find some turkey.
    yeah, i have some, but its nasty cause its covered in a layer of greece. yuck!
    ew, there is norway you can eat that.
    yeah, i know. i think i'll just settle for a can of chile.
    that sounds good, i think i'll have a canada chile as well.
    denmark your name on the can.
    kenya do it for me?
    okay, i'm ghana do it.
    thanks, i'm so tired. iran 2 kilometers to the store today.
    damn! you must have really ran like a niger.


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  4. LilaaBean LilaaBean
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2011 10:10pm UTC
    >> your voice<<
    was the soundtrack of my summer.
    do you know you're unlike any other?
    you'll always be my thunder

  5. reillyraae reillyraae
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2011 9:13pm UTC
    you: "Can I go to the bathroom?"
    teacher: "I don't know, can you?"
    SHUT UP AND LET ME GO WOMAN.

  6. iwishiwasdifferent iwishiwasdifferent
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2011 7:45pm UTC
    he told me:
    'dont worry about it.'
    but when i looked into his eyes ,
    ...
    he didn't look back into mine.
    i asked him::
    "who is she?"
    and he just said 'goodbye.'
    not my format.

  7. spartagirl915 spartagirl915
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2011 8:49pm UTC
    WOW.
    Cause we totally haven't seen that quote before.

  8. EmotionalTrickery EmotionalTrickery
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2011 10:16pm UTC
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  10. Katiie Katiie
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2010 6:50pm UTC
    You’re mom
    should’vejust
    swallowed you.

  11. Katiie Katiie
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2010 4:05pm UTC
    Stranger: asl?
    You: 42, male, Wisconsin.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  12. Katiie Katiie
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2010 6:37pm UTC
    On a scale of 1 to Osama Bin Ladin how good was my
    hiding spot?


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  14. secretsunspoken secretsunspoken
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2010 2:46pm UTC
    -Are they going out?
    -No, they just have a thing ♥
    format:kaytbugg

  15. CandyCoatedAshly CandyCoatedAshly
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2010 3:01pm UTC
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  16. ivanadesigner ivanadesigner
    posted a quote
    December 6, 2010 4:02pm UTC
    PERIODS
    if a girl put on a mood ring while having her period .
    whould it turn rainbow?

  17. lostandwondering lostandwondering
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2010 9:47pm UTC
    She's been broken ;
    let down too many times.
    her heart's seen pain
    i never knew existed.
    she's built up walls to keep herself safe
    and at times she feels worthless.
    anand sheshe thinks she'll never be perfect,
    but i'd have to disagree.
    even if she's not perfect to anyone else,
    she's perfect to me.

  18. itslashellebitchezz itslashellebitchezz
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2010 9:44pm UTC
    There's a kid at my school named Luigi.
    I jokingly asked him one day if his brother's name his Mario.
    His response,
    "Yeah it is... and yes my dog is named Yoshi."
    Best. Parents. Ever.
    MLIA.

  19. brokenwings brokenwings
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2010 6:48pm UTC
    Hi. I'm a goldfish.
    I have a 3 second attention span.
    Hi. I'm a goldfish.

  20. liveforthemoment liveforthemoment
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2010 6:36pm UTC
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