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queen* · 1 decade ago
This is backwards...
it should be ride diicks.
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odd · 1 decade ago
Or make your own fuucking decisions and do what you want. And have (safe) because it's good for your health. I'm sick of you -shaming a**holes trying to make other people feel bad for going after happiness and pleasure.
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youdontknowme88 · 1 decade ago
THIS.
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MyWittyProfile · 1 decade ago
to0 late
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24601* · 1 decade ago
actually.... i am a unicorn...
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ilovemikaylaandmelissa · 1 decade ago
ride unicorn dicks
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SoccerGirl1016 · 1 decade ago
I say"Buddy the Elf! What's your favorite color?!" then I hang up(:
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Peace1231 · 1 decade ago
hehheh
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OzzyPavy · 1 decade ago
Lmaoooo!
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SuddenlyAmazing · 1 decade ago
Whenever I try speaking a different language, they start speaking it back...
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gmarie · 1 decade ago
OMGGGG I was just about to make a quote about this!!!! I always answer in German!!! I usually answer "Hallo?" "Ehm, ich kann kein English... sprechen Sie deutsch?" and by that time they're being all apologetic and like oh sorry sorry and I'm like "Es tut mir Leid! Tschuess!" and then hang up if they haven't already hung up on me.
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