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1. _GET_IN_MY_VAN_
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   December 26, 2012 12:28am UTC
   idgaf :) because i smile and walk away .
   
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2. sarahlikesbands*
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   November 14, 2012 8:25pm UTC
   I hurt myself
   so I don't hurt the people around me
   
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3. BandPerson
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   November 11, 2012 12:06pm UTC
   I Miss The Memories We Had, But I Don't Miss What You Did To Me.
   
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4. heatherfeather
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   November 7, 2012 10:10pm UTC
   I ran over my cat with a lawnmower. I guess you could say. *takes off glasses* I tore that p/ssy up.
   
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5. Compulsive_Confessor
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   November 7, 2012 10:26pm UTC
   Le me really tired at the mall so I decided to yawn
   Me: As i'm yawning this guy comes up to me and says.
   Guy: " Yes... It'll fit"
   Oh God! Why these things happen to me?
   If you get it, you have a very dirty mind ;D
   nmq
   
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