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  2. xoxalyssa459 xoxalyssa459
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 12:19pm UTC
    So yesterday,
    I turned my phone on "Airplane Mode"
    and threw it into the air.
    woRsT TraNsFoRmeR eveR.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. wittyness wittyness
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 12:21pm UTC
    Doctor:
    Sorry Miss, but you're child is going to die in the next 24 hours.....unless you can get 10000 likes for his picture on facebook.
    nmf

  5. Sweetgirl1998 Sweetgirl1998
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 12:22pm UTC
    Love that cozy feeling when it rains ..*-^
    Just me ..?

  6. kejda1 kejda1
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 12:23pm UTC
    Live as if you'll die tomorrow.
    Dream as if you'll live forever.

  7. Dope_Twins Dope_Twins
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 12:23pm UTC
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  8. nicoleypoleyoley nicoleypoleyoley
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    I went to a party,
    And remembered what you said.
    You told me not to drink, Mom
    So I had a sprite instead.
    I felt proud of myself,
    The way you said I would,
    That I didn't drink and drive,
    Though some friends said I should.
    I made a healthy choice,
    And your advice to me was right,
    The party finally ended,
    And the kids drove out of sight.
    I got into my car,
    Sure to get home in one piece,
    I never knew what was coming, Mom
    Something I expected least.
    Now I'm lying on the pavement,
    And I hear the policeman say,
    The kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
    Mom, his voice seems far away.
    My own blood's all around me,
    As I try hard not to cry.
    I can hear the paramedic say,
    This girl is going to die.
    I'm sure the guy had no idea,
    While he was flying high,
    Because he chose to drink and drive,
    Now I would have to die.
    So why do people do it, Mom
    Knowing that it ruins lives?
    And now the pain is cutting me,
    Like a hundred stabbing knives.
    Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
    Tell daddy to be brave,
    And when I go to heaven,
    Put Daddy's Girl on my grave.
    Someone should have taught him,
    That its wrong to drink and drive.
    Maybe if his parents had,
    I'd still be alive.
    My breath is getting shorter, Mom
    I'm getting really scared.
    These are my final moments,
    And I'm so unprepared.
    I wish that you could hold me Mom,
    As I lie here and die.
    I wish that I could say I love you, Mom
    So I love you and good-bye.
    <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
    Girls.. or boys.. i know you want to go out and have fun. But don't get in the car with someone who has been drinking or driving. these things happen everyday to normal people like me or you.
    nmq; nicoleypoleyoley

  9. barbie_doll3 barbie_doll3
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 12:00pm UTC
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  10. alleycat10 alleycat10
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 12:02pm UTC
    WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH OUR WORLD! people are killing themselves over bullying! yes i know how it feels, im abused everyday by my own family members, yes i cut myself but i stopped, what are we going to tell our children when their older and something goes wrong in their life? i sure as hell hope we dont tell them to cut themselves. and you know you cant hide it from them your going to have to show them your scars and say i will be here tell me everything i dont want you to become broken. god damn i really hope this qoute gets noticed and not cause i want a top qoute because it MEANS something.

  11. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 12:02pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #203
    People on Facebook
    assume you're hot because your
    photos are so overly edited.
    tumblr

  12. jtcozzy jtcozzy
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 12:02pm UTC
    I gotta perfect relationship with my bed.until this beach called "alarm" split us up.

  13. JanaKadd JanaKadd
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 3:24pm UTC
    I know I'll be the idiot who trips down the isle on my wedding day.

  14. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 3:26pm UTC
    You had me at "Hello"
    and lost me at "I don't like the Hunger Games"
    format credit to: cheeseylovesongs

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