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missnatalya
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March 26, 2014 4:56pm UTC

Flowers in my hair,
demons in my mind.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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DistractedPenguin *
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November 22, 2013 11:43am UTC

BravoSierra's format
Now i understand
Why Peter Pan didn't want to grow up.
nmf

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ltoma18
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November 12, 2013 4:45pm UTC

When most girls wear hoodies and messy buns,
they look amazing.
But when I do,
I look like i've tried every drug in the world.

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Olisbabe *
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July 12, 2013 11:06pm UTC

Guess who has a date on saterday!!!!!
Not me.

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Olisbabe *
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July 13, 2013 3:33pm UTC

If i had it my way, I'd slit
you're throat with the knife you left in my back.

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Olisbabe *
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July 5, 2013 10:10pm UTC

2004: fear that people of the internet find me in real life.
2013: fear that real life people find me on the internet.

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Olisbabe *
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June 13, 2013 5:18pm UTC

That awkward moment when,
YOU THINK YOU'RE IMPORTANT TO SOMEONE AND YOU'RE NOT.
NMQ

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Olisbabe *
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March 23, 2013 12:07am UTC

Plot twist: We are all ghosts and the “ghosts” we hear are humans.
Nmq

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Olisbabe *
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March 9, 2013 12:23pm UTC

Courage doesn't always roar.
sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end
of the day saying,
'' i will try again tomorrow ''

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Olisbabe *
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March 5, 2013 8:49pm UTC

Kid: Mommy, what's in your stomach?
Mom: Your baby sister!
Kid: do you love her?
Mom: very much!
Kid: Then why did you eat her?!
omgg. This is so freaking cute c; NMQ/NMF

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Olisbabe *
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February 23, 2013 3:41pm UTC

Plot Twist: i actually have a relationship everyone is jealous of.

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Olisbabe *
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February 13, 2013 7:36pm UTC

me when i’m almost home: I can almost taste the internet

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Splinter
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February 6, 2013 4:12pm UTC

Liking the same guy your bestfriend likes.

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Splinter
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February 12, 2013 9:25pm UTC

If a caterpillar can go to sleep
and wake up beautiful,
Why can't i?

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Olisbabe *
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January 23, 2013 12:26pm UTC

Farting and blaming your friend.
Oh don't look at this quote like that! You know you've done it.
nmq.

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Olisbabe *
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January 21, 2013 8:53pm UTC

Kellin: I'm Sleeping with sirens from Kellin Quinn
Interviewers: Yo, Kellin! you just said that wrong
Kellin: What? no, dude am i really that Drunk
& this is why i love him ♥
NMQ/ My format

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Olisbabe *
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January 20, 2013 3:38pm UTC

When you fall for someone's personality.
everything about them becomes beautiful.
nmq.

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Abby. *
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January 14, 2013 5:32pm UTC

I shouldn't have to fight for a spot in your life.
nmf

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Olisbabe *
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December 14, 2012 4:39pm UTC

R.I.P to all killed
in the connecticut shooting ♥ you're families are in my prayers.

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