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ctstars19
posted a quote
October 28, 2009 11:19pm UTC

Confidence ;
Is having the courage to believe in yourself when everybody is
putting you down, and they expect you to do the same. It's the
type of courage that we're all born with, but only a few will use.
It's looking in the [ mirror ], knowing that the people around you
only see the reflection, that they don't bother to read [ between
the lines ]. that would take too much time. But here you are now,
you're given the chance to be the leader, the f o l l o w e r, the
dreamer or the sleepless. You can be the girl who believes in her-
self, because nobody has the right to put you down, unless you
g i v e t h e m t h e c h a n c e t o .

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kellymariesquarepantscullenjonas
posted a quote
October 6, 2009 5:46pm UTC

Today, my best friend and I made macaroni selfportraits to give to each others mom. They were thrilled with our creativity and placed them on the fridge. We are 19 year old guys.
MLIA.

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xXx_LiFe_GoEs_On_xXx
posted a quote
September 29, 2009 7:05pm UTC

Your talent
is God’s gift to you.
What you do with it
is your gift back to God.

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xXx_LiFe_GoEs_On_xXx
posted a quote
August 22, 2009 10:48am UTC

You are stronger, you are stronger,
sin is broken, you have saved me.
It is written, Christ has risen
Jesus you are Lord of all.
^^fav. if you are a Christian and you are proud of it

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girlnextdoor1456
posted a quote
September 1, 2009 7:26pm UTC

Answering machine message #3
"Hey guess who this is? You guessed it. Guess what you have to do now? you
guessed it. Guess what's next? You guessed it..."

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girlnextdoor1456
posted a quote
September 1, 2009 5:18pm UTC

Answering machine message #2
Hi! ______'s answering machine is broken. This is his/her refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.

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girlnextdoor1456
posted a quote
September 1, 2009 4:23pm UTC

Answering machine message #1
Sing Barney (the purple dinosaur):
I'll call you, cause you called me. We're the ______ family. So leave your
name and number at the tone. Sorry that we're not at home.
should I do a series?

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messymargot
posted a quote
August 27, 2009 7:02pm UTC

How to call the police:
George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.
George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" and he said "no". Then they said that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an officer would be along when available.
George said, "Okay," hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police again.
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people in my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now cause I've just shot them all." Then he hung up.
Within five minutes three police cars, an Armed Response unit, and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips residence and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George: "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
(True Story) I LOVE IT...

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XStEpHaNiExBaBeX
posted a quote
August 22, 2009 1:41am UTC

There were 2 muffins in an oven, one says...
"Boy, it's hott in here!"
and the other muffin replys with...
"HOLY CRAP, A TALKING MUFFIN!!"
LMAO, not mine,
heard my sister say it, had to post it on witty!!
sorry if you think it's stupid...
reposting it cuz i forgot to say
FAVORITE/COMMENT!! teehee

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juulesssx3
posted a quote
August 21, 2009 12:44pm UTC

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just needed to have these somewhere..(:

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xoxoMAKxoxo
posted a quote
August 18, 2009 6:07pm UTC

20 stupid celebrity quotes
"I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me."
— Jessica Simpson
"It isn't pollution that is hurting the environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
-Brooke Sheilds
"Predictions are difficult. Especially about the future."
- Yogi Berra, Baseball player
"I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix."
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President
"You guys, line up alphabetically by height."
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach
“We are going to turn this team around 360 degrees.”
— Jason Kidd, NBA player
"The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing."
- Dizzy Dean, explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series.
"And now the sequence of events in no particular order."
- Dan Rather, television news anchor
"I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding."
- Jacques le Blanc, French ambassador on nuclear weapons
"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
- Greg Norman, Golfer
“He speaks English, Spanish, and he’s bilingual too.”
— Don King
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-Mariah Carey
"What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is."
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President
“What’s Wal-Mart? Do they sell, like wall stuff?”
— Paris Hilton
"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa"
— Britney Spears
“Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it’s tuna but it says chicken of the sea.”
— Jessica Simpson
"Food is an important part of a balanced diet."
- Fran Lebowitz, US writer
"If only faces could talk..."
- Pat Summerall, Sportscaster during the Super Bowl
“It’s not that I dislike many people. It’s just that I don’t like many people.”
— Bryant Gumbel
favorite please<333

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kelsaaaayxx3
posted a quote
December 7, 2008 11:49am UTC

freshman girl, oh so shy,
sits and watches the sophmore guy
the sophmore guy, with his head in a whirl,
sits and watches the junior girl
the junior girl, a prettyred head,
sits and watches the senior man
but the senior man, all hot and wild,
secretly wants the freshman child ;)

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K_stewxo
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August 11, 2009 9:01pm UTC

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xoxkrIStyCOOLxox
posted a quote
August 10, 2009 10:59pm UTC

"Romeo, Save Me
i've been feeling so alone. i keep waiting for
you but you never call. is this in my head? i don't
know what to think..." he pulled out his phone and
made it ring, and said "forgive me, juliet, i haven't
had the time to call, because i never know what to say
i'm so scared to talk to you, but yes, i think about you
everyday. this is our own love storyy, oh baby just...
Please, text back. "

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LucozadeFreak
posted a quote
August 11, 2009 11:53am UTC

Officer: What is your D.O.B.?
Criminal: What's a D.O.B., man?
Officer: When's your birthday?
Criminal: May 5th
Officer: What year?
Criminal: Every year, man.

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oxemmaox3
posted a quote
August 10, 2009 12:34pm UTC

The treatment mentally challenged people get is awful.
I recently saw some quotes, that were very rude toward
mentally challenged people.
Even if it was a joke, they shouldn't have said things like that.
It raised my awareness toward the rudeness of some people.
My 15 year old sister is mentally challenged.
But, she has an amazing mind. She is in the highest
history class possible at our school. She always gets an A.
She has an phenominal sense of hearing that I can't
even begin to explain. She can listen to a song, and play
it seconds later on her piano. She taught me how to spell
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. She remebers almost
drowning at the age of two. A year ago she and I attended a
William's Syndrome Convention. She realized a couple
minutes after we arrived that it wasn't just her imagination
telling her she was different. She asked my dad,
"Daddy, is there something wrong with me?"
He looked at her for a minute and the replied,
"Sweetie, you have a thing called Williams Syndrome."
And he explained to her what it was. And she replied,
"Does Emma have it too?" I then burst into tears and she gave
me a big hug. They have the biggest, boldest personalities.
At this convention they had to tell the kids to shake hands,
because they were too loving towards eachtoher.
As soon as you walk into the room, they make you feel better.
They may look and act different, but that's just them.
I am proud to call this teriffic person my sister.
People may judge my sister and me for this, but I have learned
amazing things from my sister. And, I couldn't be prouder.
*True story.
Please raise awareness of this. They are some amazing people.

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