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  1. harrypotterlover42 harrypotterlover42
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 3:28pm UTC
    every pic you take
    every status you make
    every girl you break
    I'll be stalking you

  2. SparksFlyxXx SparksFlyxXx
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 8:41am UTC
    You should ask me out, cause like yolo. ♥

  3. sunkissedgirls711 sunkissedgirls711
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2012 3:52pm UTC
    I HATE YOU!
    Sorry, that was my cat.
    Haha okay :)
    Wanna hear a secret?
    Sure!
    I don't have a cat.

  4. Kirby16 Kirby16
    posted a quote
    April 8, 2012 8:15am UTC
    Dear St ranger,
    I haven't met you yet. But maybe I will someday. maybe you'll turn out to be the most important person in my life. my bestfriend, my groom, or my bridesmaide. Or maybe nothing could come of you, except pain. but whenever I meet you, tomorrow or in ten years. I look forward to the experience of getting to know you.
    Sincerl ey ,
    Kirby16♥
    nmf


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 5:38pm UTC
    Mom:"What did you learn in school today sweetheart?"
    You:"Obviously not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.."

  7. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 7:50pm UTC
    Dear Parents,
    knocking WHILE you open the door to my bedroom kinda defeats the purpose of knocking.
    Sincerely, teenagers.

  8. DinasaursGoRawr DinasaursGoRawr
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 12:11pm UTC
    Alcohol, becauseno good story started with someone eating salad. <3

  9. mrsfredweasley mrsfredweasley
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 1:34pm UTC
    Teacher:
    you failed the test.
    St udent:
    you failed to educate me.

  10. CallMeKiana CallMeKiana
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 3:55pm UTC
    Sometimes I wonder
    Does any girl wish she looked like me?
    i wouldnt...

  11. Softball2112 Softball2112
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 11:20pm UTC
    WHY SHOULD I DO MY MAKEUP?
    why should i do my hair?
    it's not likexotomorrow
    [ you'll suddenly start to care ]

  12. Volleyballchick19 Volleyballchick19
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 4:55pm UTC
    ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
    WE LIVE IN A WORLD WERE THE BEST
    RAPPER IS WHITE, AND OUR
    PRESIDENT IS BLACK.
    ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

  13. ciiaaraa ciiaaraa
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 2:24pm UTC
    G o i n g t o c h u r c h
    doesn't make you
    anymore ♥ christian
    THAN STANDING IN A
    garage
    makes you A CAR ♥
    nmf.(: ciiaaraa

  14. vanillapudding vanillapudding
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 12:52pm UTC
    those days where you wake up
    a n d j u s t k n o w i t ' s g o i n g t o b e a b a d d a y .


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. xxtorrrrr xxtorrrrr
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 2:11pm UTC
    don't be in a relationship
    IF YOU'RE GOING TO ACT SINGLE.

  17. Lyannn Lyannn
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2011 1:39pm UTC
    When I was 17 my best friend Tucker called me and told me to go outside
    When I opened the door I saw a note and a single flower on my porch.
    The note was the contract we made in kindergarten saying we will be getting married when we were both 18.
    I am now 43 and still madly in love with that kindergartner.
    HisLoveGivesMeHope<3

  18. liaaaana liaaaana
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2011 11:46pm UTC
    typing “lol” when
    you’re as
    expressionless
    as
    Kristen Stewart.

  19. OMGIMATACO OMGIMATACO
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 6:41pm UTC
    (>' -' ) >
    Does someone need a hug?
    ( - _ - )
    Don't touch me.

  20. someonelikeyou someonelikeyou
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2011 6:07pm UTC
    Its not that I hate you.
    Its just....Na I hate you.

:)

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