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XxExOticxX

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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jimmy365
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February 23, 2013 1:43pm UTC
scientist: the average teen goes on the
internet 16 hours per week
me: you mean per day
scientist: what
me: what
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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XxExOticxX
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November 6, 2011 8:01pm UTC
I love,
Her smile,
Her laugh,
Her kiss,
Her hugs,
And i love her

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tylerr
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November 2, 2011 11:16pm UTC
weed is not a drug, it's a plant.
therefore, i'm not a drug dealer,
i'm a florist.
LMFAO.
i bet that person was high when they said it.

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